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Thursday, July 29, 2010
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Sunday, July 25, 2010
Looks are not everything and you need to speak up when youre having sex....Thats why I have sex with "Mouth"
I was just motivated to write this because I was eating PIE and a NECTARINE and was watching The GOONIES on abc family and I kept seeing the Corey Feldman character and thinking "Who the hell looks just like him? I SWEAR I know someone who looks like this Corey Feldman from Goonies" and then it HIT ME.. Omg that Brazilian fetish top I hook up with looks like MOUTH in GOONIES?!?!? Really?! WOW?! but he DOES. Its that hair parted down the middle and the pointed lip that goes over the bottom one and the beady eyes.... Now the Brazilian fetish top is the only dude Ive had sex with steadily for the past year Id say, at least. Hes the dude from the RIMSEAT STORY I talked about before, which if you missed its YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT because it was DAMN GOOD STORY! ( I think you can search rimseat or ups and find it for sure on here) anyways... I only have sex with him about every month and a half and its usually pretty AMAZING but its not about his looks. Hes handsome but not like anyone I would cruise on the street ya know. Hes "sexy normal" BUT he is AMAZING in bed.. fantastic even. I mean the last time I hooked up with him I decided would be the LAST TIME I hook up with him, but Ive hooked up with him for a YEAR now and for me thats a GOOD RUN, being that I usually only approach sex like a Whitmans Sampler and have a bite then move on to the next one.. but this dude I snacked on for a year, WHY, because he has "it" DOWN. I dunno what it takes for you to be into someone in bed but this dude had "it" for me, no hes not buff, or hairy, or this or that, hes normal with a great attitude and a nice cock and attitude is EVERYTHING. I have hooked up with so many gorgeous dudes and they SUCK in bed because NEITHER OF US are willing to GIVE or to OPEN UP to the other one so the sex is performative and just sucks. This dude on the other hand says all the right things and he says A LOT of things mind you!...he IS Mouth?!.. with a Brazilian accent. He does NOT hold back and neither do I. I would be sitting there, well actually be KNEELING THERE and I thought to myself "David... Just SAY IT.. Say that EMBARRASSING AND RIDICULOUS thought that just came into your head" and so I DID even though I was afraid to and you know what... He was INTO it and RAN WITH IT.. I GAGGED.. LITERALLY.. and the sex was EVEN BETTER. Thats the day I learned if you really wanna have good sex you gotta say what you feel, or at least MUMBLE WITH A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH what you feel. It makes the sex WAY BETTER, yes its more RISKY but I find that the release of expressing your fantasy has a profound almost like CHAKRA release to it sexually. It was like OH NOW THE SEX IS INSANE AND IM FINALLY GETTING WHAT I WANT?! This of course all sounds like its OBVIOUS but I dont think it is?! I think we kinda sorta get close to saying what we want but for me at least RARELY open up and really get INTO it. Im just saying try it and see, but you need to be with someone you feel comfortable doing it with and THATS the hard part, for me anonymity helped. See, this dude has never even seen my face, I mean he HAS ... ONLINE but in reality .. NOPE.. I always have a hood on which FOR ME at least makes it easy to crack my brain open because I dunno if I could say half the shit I do if the dude KNEW ME or SAW ME.. Im surprisingly uptight. Going "full tilt boogie omg gurl you did not just say that" with someone without the cover of anonymity is the next stage for me... Ugh Im totally scared.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
I have a question...
Ok do you think there is a market for EXTRA FAGGOTY trashy gear,like over the top slingshot thongs and sparkly stripper gear??? Due to the popularity of the unicorn photo and the fact that other sites seem to sell semi ridiculous spandex gear do you think it would be a good idea for me to make a collection, completely separate from Slick It Up and not advertised in the same places or linked, that would offer sparkly, faggoty, trashy , muscle bottom / stripper gear???? Or am I the only person in the world that appreciates that stuff? I would keep it very separate as not to effect the "Slick It Up ideal" which is more masculine and fetish and "male" and actually try and market it more toward heteroes as well being that it seems that women actually seem to get off on that stuff on a dude... I dunno, just a thought.... what do you guys think????.. I mean I have a friend into femmy faggoty gear, and I KNOW lots of dudes like it and I personally like thongs and stuff that are faggoty on a big muscle dude, and I get into a SMALL package on a BIG BOTTOM and right now only one site seems to have that "angle". Im not saying it would be all about a muscle bottom with a small dick and stuff that makes your package tight and tiny, but Id offer it along with a regular thong and stuff more SCHLONG oriented... I mean I already have a lot of patterns I could alter slightly and make in ridiculous colors and such.... It would definitely be a SMALLER market but maybe a niche one???.... I feel like if it was ridiculous and interesting enough people would go to the site just to see something new offered... Hrmmmm ... Id want it hot and faggoty, but not girls stuff, like bordering on girly and certainly FAGGOTY but for DUDES, like carve out a niche and let these muscle bottoms be proud of themselves and define it very much as for DUDES but for the slutty SHOW PONIES of the world... Im very much into a muscle pussy but not into cross dressing, the idea of a piece of clothing being for a girl is a total turn off for me, but if its made for a dude but REAL PUSSY STYLE, I get into it. Its a turn on for me to think "This is made for a DUDE?!... Damn hes got NERVE?!" but the guy in girls clothes thing is such a turn off though, I think girls clothes, then i think girls long hair, then I think my mother and sister, and think I think "AAACK GET ME OUT OF HERE, OMG DONT TOUCH ME, your hair is so gross, and your clothes are so not flattering and cheap and made in China, and you smell like toxins made to make you appear attractive, and your body is so weak and soft i feel like if I touched you my fingers would just sink into your flesh like jello and I could pull you apart like rotisserie chicken, why are you even standing near me? I so dont get your presence in the world?!?!" ...
I feel like muscle bottom show pony boys need a voice, right now theyre not so defined.
Creature that is more fierce than you of the day: Happy porcupine...
....wait wait wait wait wait a minute.... what did she just say as the camera cuts off??? Hes a tranny?! werk!!!
Friday, July 23, 2010
Creature that is more fierce than you of the day: Gisele Xtravaganza
How to make your own Mugler robot suit with just 24$ in silver paper and a handful of hormones...
I need to find a way to do some kind of project with her and Leyomi.... theyre both so good... Maybe something for Vader... huh I dunno...
"Thirty years and I never missed a performance...except Kalamazoo"
I have to get over my Channing rage, cause I dunno if she really did say those anti gay comments and shes kinda awesome.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Its House of Vader Reader Appreciation day?!?!?!?!?! YAY!
Whoever says they want it first can have Francois' candy horseman harness and head harness from his live performance in Paris. Its the actual one he wore in the performance. Which you can view HERE
I just got it back from Paris tonight... it even has pink latex on it to prove it?! Its smells even?!? Saveur l'essence du Sagat!!
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
More from the new Slick It Up illustrated catalogue by Benoit Prevot
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