Wednesday, February 3, 2010

2,000,000 hits! THANK YOU HOUSE OF VADER READERS!!!:)


I realize as far as the internet goes 2,000,000 hits isnt all that but as far as blogs that specialize in fetish, fashion, filth, fantasy, and creatures more fierce then YOU its a SHIT LOAD! Thank you guys and random gals!!! I would have a ton more if I didnt have the adult check thing on it but if I didnt Id be at the risk of getting shut down by google so most people cant view the blog at WORK which is actually when most people are online reading blogs that talk about getting it DOGGY STYLE while wearing a STRING TANK and OTOMIX HIGH TOPS.

Daily Dudes.





ROUCHING AND PEOPLE GROINS, OF ANY SEX, DO NOT MIX



Ok I am NOT judging this by any means if it gets you off HURRAY! I mean I make pink slingshot thongs and for some miserable people they HATE THEM, so Im not throwing shade. If you like these I will TOTALLY back you up BUT Im just saying that ROUCHING in the GROIN AREA is just not the best design concept, in my mind at least?! PRUNGINA! Im all for being a big pussy bottom for a dude but this is like ELDERY CAMEL VAGINA FETISH... Im not getting it. Im not getting the model, Im not getting the off rose color, Im not getting the satin ... wait... maybe I AM getting it. Is this seriously like granny tranny fetish!!? Have I discovered a new fetish today?!? Oh god I hope so!!!

Bob Marley ... I CANNOT BELIEVE I have a posting with that as the title...ew.


Ive heard of "HIGH yellow" but THIS is RIDICULOUS?! Jamaica is RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER from GREECE apparently. I caught this walking to Evas, the only place you should buy bodybuilding products if you live in NYC, it was in the window of one of those chinese junk shops, no not Walmart, thats the OTHER Chinese junk shop.. This is the perfect example of someone in China being like, I dunno what this says, who this is, or anything about it, and I could CARE LESS! Its just my job to paint it, and here you go.. Ladies and Gentleman Miss CLORIS LEACHMAN in a HAUNTING portrayal of KEITH RICHARDS! Its like when my friend saw Christmas cards in Japan and they had ghosts swirling around a Christmas tree because they were "angels" .. ummmm kind of... I always find that kinda stuff interesting because on paper there is almost no difference between an angel and a ghost but in our mind they are WILDLY different.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Daily Dudes.





Telephone interview with "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU"

I hate my voice and think im sorta boring but I like the guys, George and Edward, and enjoy the way the pepper the interview with spooky sound effects and such. You can listen to it HERE We talk about the usual, spandex, skeletor....

Monday, February 1, 2010

RuPauls Drag Race is ON!


I feel its not cool to admit but everyone, that I know at least, is watching Rupauls Drag Race, like me, so I dunno why its not cool to say you watch it, maybe Im just projecting my own homophobia on to others as I tend to.. DAILY, I need to get over it.
The new season has a million times better production values, better art direction, Ru looks better and is somehow funnier, the guest judges seem better so far and the contestants seem a little better. Tatiana and Raven are the most enjoyable to look at I feel. Tyra is also pretty good but as a "real" person he comes off as SHADEY and by SHADEY I mean "I like to steal from my job, and from cars in the parking lot at my job, and from the credit card numbers I take on the phone when I pretend to be a credit card operator to elderly people I find in the phone book, and how do I find them you ask? I look for names like RUTH, MILDRED, MYRTLE and EDNA and then I call them.. its NOT ILLEGAL TO ASK!". Raven looks like Marc jacobs as a man but Pete burns doing Raphaella Carra as a woman. You know that the "Father Figure" video is a mantra for her so she gets points for projecting that, and Tatty just is the prettiest yet not pageanty, which is refreshing for the drag scene.
Straight Phil and I bond over Rupauls drag race so im excited to share it with him online whilst we have lunch. I laughed out loud during the civil war themed shoot when the queens wig blew off and Ru exclaimed "Those DAMN YANKEES have taken EVERYTHING from you!" and "Think Franklin Mint plate!" was good for a chuckle too.
Its on Mondays at 9 on logo, and Im assuming will be online as well.
ps. I love that the commercials are for VODKA, REHAB CENTERS ( That have a list of vices including CRACK in bold letters) , and that Orbitz commercial that USED to be clever until they had to CHOP THE FUNNY PART because LATINS got pissed that he makes a joke about how its tricky to make the plural of HERNANDEZ and originally said " Hernandezesezez..." but now they just say "Hernandezes" .. People are so retarded, I imagine its the FIRST time anyone has every made fun of their name and, DARE I SAY, they WIGGED OUT... HELLO my name is CHLOPECKI, that got changed to ChloPECKER in about 1/8 of a nanosecond... get over it Mr hernandez! It was funny and not even mean... Poor ONLY TOWN JEWESS / ADOPTED RED HEAD Lisa SUCKMAN had it MEAN.. OK?!?! She started pronouncing it SOOKMAN in high school... TOO LATE... and I wont even THINK of saying I had it that bad being that one of the only two black girls in school, the fat one, was named Nicole Backus, which was IMMEDIATELY transformed into Nicole BLACKASS, and whats worse it was Lisa SUCKMAN who thought of it OF COURSE??!!!?!!

Daily Dudes.





Sunday, January 31, 2010

SIDACTION GALA IN PARIS WITH CLUB SANDWICH and SLICK IT UP!!! photos by Mathias Casado Castro










SIDACTION did a Crazy Horse style review costumed by slick It Up in Paris hosted by the FIST er FIRST LADY CARLA BRUNI.... WERK?! I CANNOT WAIT to see the video footage. As you may know The Crazy horse is one of my favorite things in the world so when they asked me to supply the costumes I was SUPER HONORED! this is why Europe can KICK OR ASS sometimes. i LOVE how in Paris a CULTURAL DISPLAY like this is considered an honor where as if they did this here it would be considered an OUTRAGE...viva Club Sandwich, Viva la France!
For those of you unfamiliar with The Crazy Horse...

This is what was going down next to my locker today at the gym.


Its really hard to get a grasp at how much it was pouring down there with the low light. I guess if theyre going with a Haunted Mansion theme in the gym upstairs why not have a Pirates of the Caribbean vibe downstairs... Im actually all for it if they wanted to go there. Id LOVE IT if they had mannequins popping out of the lockers screaming PIRATE INSULTS at you with Mexican accents!.... The whore auction scene is already RECREATED HOURLY by LIVE MEMBERS as it is anyways.... "We wants the RED HEAD!"

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Daily Dudes.





Sorry I havent blogged in the past few days... I will catch up tomorrow.


Ive been working on a project, met Coco, and stood in line next to Kathleen Turner... Its been great lately...
Btw Coco was very sweet and wearing a turquoise tube dress with turquoise high heels with a pink heel that matched her bag. I was too shy to ask for a pic, I should have, I wanted to do a double ass shot, but Ice T was there and I like him but I didnt want to piss him off.... Coco stood next to us in line at the buffet, she had no problem loading up on onion rings and filet mignon... Yay for Coco.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Awesome opening GrafX!


I love bodybuilder fashions... swear to god I like to get banged in Otomix high tops and string tanks.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010