SUPER PARADISE... When paradise just isnt enough...

Please just watch the entire thing... for me?! I WISH ALL ART WAS LIKE THIS!!!!!!!! THIS ART IS BETTER THEN OTHER ART. Its so good I not only give it value but I LESSEN all other art around it!


If you need a more "clear" and up tempo version click here. This song is EVERYTHING. 1:59 -2:10 might be the MOST MANIACAL MOMENT OF HUMANITY EVER CAUGHT ON FILM?!?!!?.... Im surprised shes not my favorite tranny. Amanda wins even though on paper I think Romy probably would... hmmmmm

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Amanda Lear is sorta my hero because...

The lyrics to her songs are honest and I relate to them. Her song, "Follow me" is my most played song on itunes... She was Salvador Dalis human piece of art and he paid for her sex change in Morocco in the 60s .. Supposedly .. though shes never admitted to it, but she still somehow remains to be the most honest performer I know of.... I heart Amanda Lear..
Oh and ps this remix is AWESOME!!! I wanna dance to it SO BAD right now but its 1:30 am on a Sunday night and although its a holiday weekend i dont wanna risk it... I just got back from dancing at the Le Leche Matinee party here from Spain. It was fun SO MUCH MORE low key and easy then Spain. I think I had a good time and was so into dancing just because I was soo less stressed then Spain, I dunno if its the drugs or the mones in Spain or just me being off my turf but I was WAY WAY WAY more comfortable here and had a cute time, it wasnt INTENSE or MAJOR like Spain is but I had a good time with no druggeroonies or anything like that getting in the way... I have to say I kinda prefer it. Yes spain is MAJOR and something to see but there really is something to be said for FRIENDLY and EASY... I was the dancing moose and I really enjoyed it.. Im honestly thinking of getting in a taxi and going to Greenhouse now as I listen to this Amanda tune... hrrrmmm shower and go to bed or go dancing.... I think im gonna eat carbs and sleep though... oh but this song is telling me put your clothes back on and go dancing.... yes im typing in the nude... and in my hot tops if you wanna get fetishy with it.

Prince just wagged his tongue suggestively at me when I was 13... Thank you Prince for keeping it real.

Prince is hyper vigilant about not letting his stuff on youtube. Someone put this up and Ive been waiting forever, Im sure it will be gone soon. I could not believe it but a good friend of mine who is the same age as me had NEVER HEARD OF IT ?!?! I dont know how this is possible?! Batdance was EVERYTHING!!! the army of FAKE VICKY VALES IN TUBE DRESSES?! Prince defiantly simulating CUNNI (or ANAL) lingus... to HIMSELF .. AND ME?! I had the CASSINGLE and once made myself nauseous for about an hour when I bet my friend that I could dance as hard as possible, moving every part of my body while she drove around the parking lot of the MALL..IN HER PINTO, and I DID and this song is LONGER THAN YOU THINK and I was so sick afterward I think its what people who have seizures feel afterward... I'll never forget it! Lesson learned!? Next time I promise to dance as hard as possible in a pinto I'll be sure its not an EXTENDED MIX!

p.s I just watched the video in its entirety... What a weird piece a shit. :)

Group stretches on a ROTATING PLATFORM is GENIUS!!!

Thank you god for letting be from the 80s because it was the fiercest shit ever.

Daily Dudes.

Stacey Q used to be fake Japanese but now shes just fake white.

I used to live with her "backup singer" and on the last day I ever saw him he confided to me, as though it was his death bed, that Stacey is SECRETLY MEXICAN?! Which meant nothing to me, but in California where its basically a white power nazi state with a smile, saying someone is Mexican is basically saying their mother might be the slave you pay to clean your house. I have to say I love California but the last few times I went to Disneyland I got these ICY glances by these HORRID WHITE CUNTS that I never felt before, and my friend who is basically the nicest most fun person ever said she just went there a week ago and felt the same thing... I think the heat is getting way turned up on the mexican/white thing in California and the rich conservative white people who like hating everyone are having a real hard time with it and are NOT feeling the gays or the Mexicans and CERTAINLY DO NOT wanna see them at Disneyland "the happiest place on earth" even though its gays and Mexicans who built it and run it.

Deep fried cupcakes is TRYORY

Sorry but thats just trying too hard to cash in on a trend, BOO.. FAKER!!!...Stop lying that a cupcake is better with grease on it! If I wanted that effect I'd put french fries on top. This may be culturally insensitive but Im from the north east and though its just as skank as other places (except we do have books), its not exactly the deep fried capitol of the US. I dont think I even had something deep fried that wasnt a potato till I moved away to Minnesota- I remember the first time I saw "Deep fried cheese curds!" at the Minnesota State Fair (where I went BY MYSELF to see Dolly Parton in concert!) I didnt even know what a cheese curd was.... I know this sounds bitchy but deep fried object that isnt normally served that way just seems tacky and like deliberately trying to be gross and the novelty has worn off. Stop doing it, your false white trash charm is TIRED.

Hot dudes in Slick It Up

My therapist is crazy.

I have been giggling about this for two weeks now because my therapist asked me if I have any pictures of my self up in my home?!?!? Um WHO HAS HE BEEN LISTENING TO FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS?!?! The question elicited and very loud and embarrassed PAH-HAH!... but I only have 4?! but Im not sure if SIZE MATTERS or QUANTITY because I only have 4 but theyre LARGE and they were all GIFTS thank you very much?!!!!?!?!!

NO, Ive never done it with any of the models?!...

Someone asked me this today and they were not the first. So Im assuming you guys may think I have. So just so you know, I havent. I licked one of their buttholes once, but just ONE LAP, not even a rim and I was just an innocent victim because he stuck it in my face and practically MADE ME or said he was gonna say mean things to me and others!
:) So yeah Im a gentleman thank you very much, and I dont wanna compromise the models integrity, or make them feel like theyre free to be taken advantage of. I think theyre professionals. ... Very sexy, slinky, spandex clad professionals.

Im so happy I almost broke my ankle!!!

Ok I have a PROBLEM. I just took my caffeine pill and put on some dance music and these "Test Revolution" pills that I swear are just steroids have given me a LITTLE ass back. Let me tell you, you have NO IDEA how good something is till its gone and then BACK AGAIN?!?! Its not anywhere near the JUICY RIPENESS of being on the mones but its at least better then FLAT, which it was when I cut up for Spain and then just didnt eat on vacation. I kinda (meaning totally) hate being lean. I like seeing the abs but for me the abs come at a cost of losing my butt. I LOVE having my butt ! I LOVE IT. I just spent 20 minutes dancing around my house naked, as I prepare for the day and just seeing my butt back has made me GENUINELY HAPPY?! I think I just need to get a bf who wants me to have a big butt and not abs because Im much happier this way. Lean is cunty but not fun.... Here is a pic of me from a few weeks ago looking skinny and way more lean then I have in years, and then heres a pic of me in Greece a few years ao when I was fully bloated on the mones... a happy medium would be ideal...



Oh and before you get turned on by my big butt photo let me RUIN IT ALL for you and show you what I looked like when I was 22 and had a 30 inch waist and I swear to god I wore this outfit to the grocery store (pavillions) in La... I was really bored and thought Id just serve it to them. I only bought items that were both orange and green so it matched my outfit. I thought that orange rubber shirt from Syren and Mugler coat were everything... Oh and this is the look I had on when Ice t and his wife complimented my belt that said "Iceberg" . Ice T is major for not judging me ! He sat there in Frederics of Hollywood and just sized me up and liked the belt... Hes major for that. Coco is a lucky woman.

Its 9- 02 -10 today...

The perfect day to pick up those Bevery Hills Jeremy Scott Adidas youve been considering?! And no Im not getting these or the New york ones, even though I like them I just have no occasion to wear yellow or blue. My shorts are always black with grey or white so I need a black or white high top, there is no cause for a white and yellow or white and blue shoe.. It would just look like I HAD to wear the shoes and be a "Hey look at my kooky shoes" moment and not a complete look.

Creature that is more fierce than you of the day: Dragon fish "Slick It Up wishes?!"

Hes major. Slick It Up on our best day is Mr Dragon fish just rolled out of bed.