There is a lot going on with this X-mas Ditty

This is one of my favorite x-mas songs but only because its weird, makes no sense, and has boy georges "Marilyn" in it which only makes it MORE WEIRD and LESS SENSICAL. I have lots of questions about this song:
1. Is it just me or is this song totally un-p.c, wildly skewed, and sorta WRONG?! I mean why would I listen to BONO and "Thank god its THEM instead of YOU!" ?!?! I mean I dont want to thank god somebody is STARVING. If if I have "alone time" WITH GOD I'd rather say "God how about nobody starves right now." Instead of "Thanks for making THEM starve and not ME ..GOD!"
2. Im sorry but "raising a glass to everyone" starving is just PURE SADISM...."Sorry you dont have WATER, but we raised a glass full of BOOZE in your honor though Mr. Ethiopia!" GULP GULP GULP..."Waiter can I have another I need to thank more ETHIOPIANS FOR STARVING."
3. Boy Georges "Marilyn" shows up in a FUR...A FUR?!?!...that queen has NERVE?! Which I simultaneously love her and hate her for...if youve seen her lately you know karma has bit her in the ass though and that FUR is LONG SINCE HOCKED!! p.s She used to write notes from Italy to my tranny college roomate asking for money...
4. The entire "Do they know its christmas time at all??" thing makes ZERO sense ..OF COURSE THEY DONT KNOW AND THEY DONT CARE EITHER?!?!? They are ANIMISTS and worship GOATS! Do you know when its GOAT GODS BIRTHDAY?! I dont!! and NEITHER DO YOU!! I wonder if they gather up theyre best and brightest homosexual pop stars and sing a song about us being stupid and unfortunate...BECAUSE THEY SHOULD!!!! I'd buy it!
5. All the nonsense aside I'm happy this song exists because just like the "cat lady" posted below its the stuff that makes NO SENSE that makes ALL THE SENSE IN THE WORLD because I couldnt find a better example of what x-mas really is then this song. Thank Band Aid and thank you SADE for wearing that FUSCIA LIPSTICK!