Monday, January 5, 2009

DO NOT WATCH THIS?!?!

If you do you will be brainwashed and singing it ALL DAY like I have. This to me is TOTALLY AWESOME! It is pure FETISCHE!!! Some burlesque performer or drag queen or Francois Sagat has to do some performance to this and make the world happy...That or this needs to play as a safe sex commercial where they just show this exactly as it is and the suddenly at the end cut to a bold black and white "USE A CONDOM" and thats it. It would knock people socks off and totally get the point across because people are so jaded to that message by now they dont even see it,so I think to throw it at them that way would TOTALLY BE GENIUS because suddenly when you see "lolly" as a DICK FULL OF STD the entire skit make some much more sense, its like it was MADE to be a safe sex commercial the entire time.

8 comments:

the mrs said...

i cant even begin to describe how catchy this song is. and high-energy!! the kickline at the end?!?! its all i can do not to high kick myself.

and notice how bad the girls are at licking the lollies. the black girl is especially unenthusiastic. compare that with billy, who could lick that lolly all night long.

Pbar said...

it'd be waymore obscene if they all had just one lolly between them... 'n that'd definitely get a herpes msg across.

David Mason said...

I know I totally noticed how the girls are NOT into licking the lolly. so REAL. The boys can lick the lolly down to the stick! And I already did dance to it but more like how I would imagine a gingerbread man would dance to it, because I have a messed up up backk and cant bend over still so it a more straight up side to side motion.

Aaron said...

Oh dear, you really werent kidding.

sauvix said...

Yep I'll be singing it to myself for days.

Anonymous said...

You know that one of those performers is none other than Academy Award Winner Rita Moreno.

David Mason said...

Duh... ;) Did you ever see her on the Golden Girls though ?! It was WEIRD, she SUCKED SO BAD, and I like her strictly from the electric company but DAMN, she was NOT ready for sitcom tv. She delivered the lines like it was a nursing home performance.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe any of you don't remember this! OK, I'm 36, so I'm probably older than all of y'all, but I remember this damned song from when I was a kid. It would make a pretty good safe sex song...I guess.