Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Heartbreaker of the day: Puerto Rican escort from Craigslist


He advertises VERY KOOKOO / HOT because hes MAYBE DANGEROUS and MAYBE CRAZY fetish ads on Craigslist in the casual encounters m4m section and I have jerked off at least 4 times to his ads. He has a bunch of pics on there serving hot cheesy spandex stripper gear fetish REALNESS. I admit to totally calling him and jerking off and cumming and never hooking up, in fact I admit to doing it like at least 3 times.

10 comments:

MikeyG said...

heavy boots... to keep his feet on the ground and his ankles from touching his ears, perhaps? :P

Kurt Walters said...

I prefer his chaperone, complete with tp stuck to bottom of shoe... ssssmokin'!

Dac Morris said...

Dave, LMAO. Hysterical.

Muscled Dad said...

Totally agree that this PR is waaay picante. Would really enjoy seeing his penga bouncing in that spandex. Plus the clip-on bow tie is a nice touch. LOL.

David Mason said...

lol i didnt even see the tp on shoe... ooofff

Kurt Walters said...

Is that a demo CD in his left hand? Cuz no doubt he isn't just a dancer for money he's got some real goals and one is to be a DJ dammit, or song stylist.. rapper even?

LUCIEN said...

gogo gyrations and gogo boy muscles in sweat is so fun

Anonymous said...

Very hot until I took note of the non-existent nipples.... call me nuts but a real shriveler for me.

David Mason said...

wow weird I didnt even notice, which says a lot?! I dont like tiny nipples either, and theyre like the tiniest ever, but i dont care hes still fetische.

the mrs said...

REAL. MIGHTY REAL.