Monday, March 16, 2009

Product review / PSA




I am ADDICTED to Neutrogena Anti Oxidant / Age Reverse products, so much so that Im now I look BARELY LEGAL!!! Im practically fetal! I love the night cream and Im not afraid to admit it!! I LOVE a night cream! I recently discovered them and I LOVE slathering my face in it while saying " Anti oxident... Age reverse" like its a magic spell. It smells like CHERRIES TOO!!! Its not cheap though, or maybe IM cheap but its 18$ which I know is no Creme de Mere BUT still I never paid for this stuff before so 18 seems a bit steep but thats also manhattan pricing so Im sure you can get it for less elswhere but I think it WORKS?!?! The facial cleanser is good too, its sorta has this rubber cement quality to it which I like it GOES ON THICK and a POLLOCK COW like me needs it PAINTED ON HEAVY.... So I recommend both, theyre great.... AND SPEAKING OF ANOTHER GREAT / AGE DEFYING PAIR....
ASHFORD AND SIMPSON now are the spokespeople for getting a colonoscopy which is FIERCE or should I say SOLID!!! I snagged this today at the doctors office!!! Nick ashford is looking very VAMPIRE CLINGON but thats not the message, the message is that colon cancer is totally treatable and not to be fucked around with. Im going to get one next year because my mother died of it and she shouldnt have, she just had a terrible doctor who said she probably had allergies for 6 years which then turned out to be COLON CANCER, So get one and DONT DIE!!! Not even kidding, if your close to 50 or your parent died of it go get one now or at least 10 years before your parents died of it.

3 comments:

Pete said...

Beware of night creams! Many of them work by drawing water into the tissue underlying your skin, so when you wake up in the morning your skin looks wonderfully smooth... But the side effect is that of course your skin is being stretched because it gets extended, so night creams actually increase the amount of wrinkles once the tissue loses the extra amount of water and your skin shrinks back to normal state...!

T.E.W. said...

Order it online from cvs.com, for orders over $60.00 you can save $10.00 and get free shipping and handling, also use your Master Card to pay and get an additional $5.00 off.

the mrs said...

Again, this is why I hate the internet. I was SO ready to RUN to the store and buy this, and then I read Pete's comment. So now I don't know what to do. It's like Hotel/Resteraunt reviews online... one person will absolutely love it, and the next will hate it and so on and so forth. It's a constant stream on contradictory reports. I'm just gonna slather vaseline all over myself like Marilyn Monroe. Look how great she turned out!!!