Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Spoiler Alert: The Watchmen BLOWS!!!


Why did nobody say the Watchmen TOTALLY SUCKS?!!?! I sat there for three hours amidst a chorus of exhaustive exhales and people just leaving to see NOTHING HAPPEN. There are only two cool things. This lesbian super hero who has a great look who is in it for 8 seconds and the "bad" guy has a blue tiger thing in the end... thats it, not worth the dough... Its super slow!! ...BORING There is a hetero sex scene that had me seriously looking around to see if anyone had a watch during... The main ladys outfit is cool but one outfit dont cut it these days sister. There is a touch of action every half hour and even when there was action the action was boring. I liked that the villain was gay pretty much and Im assuming styled after 80s david bowie and that he was all into gay history leaders ei Alexander the Great and Ramses II but again, he wasnt anyone Im gonna dress up as on halloween. Dont go see it its a total SNORE. Im waiting for the new Conan and Clash of the Titans...

4 comments:

Mike said...

I saw it on IMAX and all I could say was, "B.B.P. (big blue peen)". After the fact, I kept on thinking why in some scenes he had on that 'V' thong. I guess seeing a 10 foot long blue dick might freak some people out.

Dustyn said...

The very first thing i said after the credits started rolling was "what that that sexy dyke bitch!?"

I did think Rorschach was pretty bad ass...


as well as the chick in the latex...she kinda gave me a fetish boner ;)

slave art said...

It's funny that you consider him the villain. He saves the earth and the human race from total nuclear annihilation after all...

Although i didn't think it was anywhere near perfect, i think it was as good an adaption of the graphic novel as a movie would be capable of being. I just wish they had kept the original ending, though.

fanboi@heroesnhunks.com said...

I thought it was an amazing and beautiful experience. I'm a HUGE fan of the original story and only those expecting a jam packed comic book movie would be disappointed. Watchmen is NOT a comic book movie. It is a drama that happens to be about superheroes.

Cool blog!