Sunday, March 29, 2009

This lady used to be such a big deal when she came to my small town...


I forget her name but she was Gary Collins wife and they would come to Saratoga for Mary Lou Whitneys party every august and the papers acted like the sky was falling.....Even as a kid I was like " All Mary Lou Whitney can get is Gary Collins and his wife?!" but after seeing this I have a new respect for her and think all TOTALLY IMPERIALIST PSAs' should be delivered like a creepy witch woman is talking ONLY TO YOU....

8 comments:

David Mason said...

I just got this in the mail :
Hi
That lady is Miss Mary Ann Mobley former Miss America 1959? from Mississippi

She groped me when I was a cater waiter in LA

Gary Collins has been arrested for DUI like twice

They both came to Donna Mills Open House Christmas Day Party when she was living with the drug dealer named Richie

Caught her without the famous eye makeup and wiping her nose from the Christmas "snow"

She was nice and tipped ,I liked her

Gary and Mary are PIGS

Thought you would like to know

Sue said...

Saratoga, NY is your home town? It is a lovely little town. I stayed there once visiting my sister, who was a hot walker at the track for the summer. What a pretty place!

David Mason said...

My hometown is Glens Falls which is a smaller town in between Saratoga and Lake George

Uncle Arthur said...

Saratoga? The gateway to Ballston Spa?

David Mason said...

ummm. kinda... sure! ;) I only ever went to Ballston spa to go to Halloween Hall and even that was like outside of Ballston Spa.

Christian Canterbury said...

Outstanding! I wish I was at a "Knots Landing" era party where "Abby" did coke!

Uncle Arthur said...

...are you sure it's not Queensbury? (so to soeak)

David Mason said...

Well techinically I was from queensbury, my street was the border and my side was queensbury and the other side was glens falls but I went to Glens Falls schools