Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Delayed reaction....Everyone is now quoting Ru's Drag Race


I dont know why but it seems like there has been some koo-koo delayed reaction to RuPauls Drag Race. Like the show ended two weeks ago and now everyone is quoting it. I had TWO PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW ONE ANOTHER both leave BACK TO BACK messages on my phone saying the SAME THING?!?! which OF COURSE , for any of you that watched the show, was "FACE FACE FACE BEAUTY FACE FASHION FACE. WATCH MY BODY GO INSANE!"
Bebe, who delivered that line, accent is harder to do then you think, but I learned how to say "Miss Raspberry!" like her from DAVID RAZZANO who my friend Russell and I ran into last night after we had my birthday dinner at BUBA GUMPS- Im ALL CLASS ( and before you come for me on being fine with not having to be fancy tell me how many covers of MEGA HIGH END European fashion magazines ( i.e numero , Vogue etc) have your work on them?... if you have more then me feel free to throw shade but something tells me you dont, AND I ONLY HAVE ONE!!!)...., Uh-huh thats right... keep movin!.... Anyways..You replace the Bs' with Ps' so you say "Im Miss RASSPOURRI!" and then you giggle. My take on Bebe was this: Nina obviously was more fierce of a look, her make up ruled and she seemed nice so as far as the show was concerned she should have won BUT Bebe was honestly a better performer, ON STAGE Bebe was far more interesting to watch and turned it out, where as Ninas LOOK was fierce but when she got on stage she became sorta generic so its as though the two would reverse rolls. Behind the scenes Bebe was a snore and Nina was more interesting, and on stage Nina was kinda boring and Bebe was more interesting so I guess she deserves the win... after all she DID "OUTSHINE ONGINA!?"

9 comments:

Dr Wang said...

Happy belated bday! Lordy Lordy look who's forty.

Sasha Mugler said...

Bebe ate Ms Nina upppppp! She was so not ready....lol

youreviltwin said...

is it me, or is RuPaul like, 4 feet taller than anyone else in that picture? she looks like she's going to sacrifice all of them to the demon Zul and bathe in their blood or something.

Anonymous said...

Dear David,

Will you be making and wearing a fantastical Easter Bonnet for the parade on Sunday? Which of the Slick It Up masks would you recommend for the occasion?

Sincerely,
Martha Stewart

David Mason said...

I know . I actually like it because if I had my own show Id do the SAME DAMN THING. Make EVERYONE SHORTER!!!. I mean look at "pork chop" something tells me she wasnt petite but in that photo shes a china doll!

youreviltwin said...

LOL... the ultimate in photoshop witchcraft

david razzano said...

haaaaa! in my cuntry raspourri runs rampaant!heehee!!

David Mason said...

hahahahahahahahahahah I actually LOVE the idea of a RAHMPAHNT RASPOURRI!!!

Sean said...

I did my b-day at BUBBA GUMP'S, too! But I'm in Tokyo, so it had an oddly cultural flair. Nothing says culture like popcorn shrimp and metal buckets!