Saturday, April 18, 2009

For the Birds!!!


I have been woken up every day at 5 am by some MYSTERY BIRD. Its at the point now where I am UP at 5:10 and online RESEARCHING BIRD CALLS?!, but now after about 45 minutes I cant even figure out which one it is because hes STOPPED and I cant remember. Its like hes TAUNTING ME!!! Its either a cardinal or a robin I think... now that im up and slightly more clear headed I realize that what the hell was I thinking RESEARCHING bird calls?! As if by identifying it it was going to STOP or perhaps when I made my call to 311 I could bring up the VERY SPECIFIC BIRD that TAUNTS me, or maybe I can put pictures up in around the neighborhood to FORM A NEIGHBORHOOD COALITION to put an end to this FINE FEATHERED FIASCO?!?!

9 comments:

Sue said...

Tape it and put it on the blog and maybe I can tell you what it is. I studied bird calls in ornithology in college. I was a bio and chem major.

Erik said...

I´m lucky to have a big thoroughfare running under my window. The noise from trucks and emergency vehicles nicely drowns out all chirps and twitters!

Anonymous said...

hmm don't you use feathers a lot on your hats? haven't you used a whole bird even? sometimes karma's a bitch, buddy....

David Mason said...

OMG it IS Karma lololl, well now Im gonna call Ongina over just to sit in the window with the hat on and taunt them back. To birds Ongina in my window wearing the bird hat, smoking a cigarette is my version of a head hunters spear stuck in the jungle with a white guys head on it! Do NOT come for me BIRD!!!

LUCIEN said...

Buy a big cat - give it two days - NO MORE BIRDS anywhere

Christian Canterbury said...

I had a similar issue when I lived in Downtown SF. Except it wasn't birds...it was couples who were living in low income housing across the street. All screaming matches about cheating and money seemed to take place in the street at 5 in the morning.

Stan said...

It's not the chirping and singing that bother me so much. It's going out to my car and discovering birds have shit all over it! They sit on the wires that line the street above where I park and bombs away!

Matt said...

I think it's a fucking cardinal. That cracked-out bastard wakes me up at like 2:30 every morning. Then when I leave for the day he sits in a tree and screams at me. If I had a bb gun...

Anonymous said...

I dont mind robins chirping, but them
frickin crows drive me round the bend.
However the worst I ever experiened
was in Peurto Vallarta Mexico. Everyone seemed to have chickens and them roosters started crowing all over the damn place starting at about 5am.
That Karma comment was funny as hell.
hehe