Thursday, April 16, 2009

Ive hit ROCK BOTTOM!


I heard this song on itunes radio and SANG ALONG and LIKED IT?!?!?!?! GROSS?!?!? OMG Im gonna look at myself in the mirror and PUKE?! Lowest low of all lows yet! This video has to be the GROSSEST VIDEO EVER but of course I SECRETLY LOVE IT for the pure TORTUROUS SKANK of it. I mean it opens with a GLITTER DUMP from a JAUNTY HAT?! I am FREAKED OUT by creme make up on men... its the grossest thing ever to me and if you add CAT FACE in CREME style make up on a DUDE to it and youve got me pulling the pin halfway out of my PEPPER SPRAY! I think I secretly like Gloria Estefan...but im WAY ON THE DL about it so dont tell anyone!!

12 comments:

zachary said...

ugh creep alert to the dude with the kitty cat center fold wtf

Sue said...

Your secret is safe with me.

[Who can I tell.... thinking hard hmm. Herodotus!?]

David Mason said...

No kidding, the whole thing is creepy, i mean its a weird cuban lesbian looking lady whos not into her white guy date but likes black guys who are painted like cats and then the one is into REAL cats and then that brings up so many questions, the video is mind scramble.

duaner said...

but why are they CATS? "pad boys"?? i don't get it.

David Mason said...

Because its the most popular musical of all time and all of america loves a gay guy so long as hes dressed like a cat.

Mike said...

rockin out at the MEOW LOUNGE. werQ!

Anonymous said...

i effin love you...
such a wonderful way to wind down my long arduous day... checking out what on earth you've posted, and you never disappoint!

x
~nicholas

David Mason said...

Im very happy to hear that :) for real :)

Anonymous said...

that goes for me to David.
You have made my day many a time
by making me laugh.
I personally get why its a Cats themed video at all. Wierd as hell.
Im ashamed to say Ive seen Cats 3
times but the last 2 were not
my fault. I got in for free.

Anonymous said...

you seemed to have missed she tips the jazz group with a dead gold fish.. that I guess she pulled out of her?

Anonymous said...

I once recorded this song off some movie I think. Early nineties? I luuuuved it!

brando said...

You know why I like this? It's because back in the 80s when motherfuckers made crap music, they made equally ridiculous videos to complement them. There was no pretense, haha!

Gloria knew this song was base and gave you a dumb video in return. None of this "If You Seek Amy"- take me seriously nonsense.