Friday, April 3, 2009

Look Artastic Avenger made me my Hero!?!



He actually used my teeth on the skull head one and morphed the Damien Hirst skull into a shape like mine?! Wow , the effort... I need new trashy body pics, I had no abs and a dough body when i took these two or three years ago...but I thought I was hot, its weird how cardio changes everything. I didnt know how doughy I was, which means I dont know how doughy I am NOW?!?!?! ...running with finger down throat to toilet...again.

6 comments:

Avenjer said...

Thanks Dave. OMG you are so critical of yourself. You were not doughy. Yes, you were not some "tiny prancing show pony" you were a big powerful strapping clydesdale, the way we like it. And in your really old pictures you show every now and then where you think you look like a cow...um, more like the stud bull beefcake. And we can see your current bod in the side bar ad for Slick it up. You look hot bitch! You are like the male Marilyn Monroe, no matter what size, the camera loves you. So eat the cake, or workout like crazy, whatever. You'll still blow the competion--no, not that kind of blow--I'm mean, they can't come close---no, not that kind of cum---Just take my word, you still got it. :)

David Mason said...

Wow AWESOME, Im allowed to eat cake and be a clydesdale marilyn monroe...AWESOME!!! Thanks Avenjer!!

Sue said...

Like yeah, what Avenjer said. But to a female you are crack. Trust me dear! You are THE hottness. Like not Sagat hot, but HOT none the less. Hear me? You are hotter than any of the models you hire aside from Sagat.

David Mason said...

lololol I hope he reads that. Were actually suppossed to do a shoot together next month but im not sure when exactly.

Dac Morris said...

Mason: you gotta be kidding. You know that pic should be under HEARTBREAKER OF THE DAY, but you're too modest. You don't have abs, tru, but somehow the midsection is totally and incredibly hot and a complete turn on. Woof x 6 Dave

roborange said...

Avenjer and I email one another and he neglected to tell me how HOT
his model was for that!