Wednesday, April 1, 2009

So I looked up my hometown on Manhunt and this is what I found....



Ok the tranny I recognize from the local gay bar called "Nightclub". I forget her name because she had to go into hiding when she got in a fight with a pregnant woman in the parking lot behind the bar. Her famous last words before zooming away in what im sure was an 85 Celica or Teal "Neon" were "I hope you abort bitch?!" Also during her "hiding" hiatus she supposedly got fat as a HOUSE which is a HARD EARNED EXPRESSION in a VILLAGE of people better described as PLEISTOCENE MEGA FAUNA! The other guy I dont know but OF COURSE his online sex profile pictures is taken in a PLAYGROUND?! Whats weird about that?! Ps. That dudes shirt is THE color palette for EVERYTHING upstate New York, it applies to cars, homes, carpeting, trailer canopies... Dark teal, dark magenta/maroon and NAVY to CLASS IT UP a bit and reference our sort of New England heritage...

10 comments:

brando said...

Ughh!! I lived in Milbrook, NY (about 30min from Poughkeepsie) for about 5 miserable months and I can attest to the low, loooooow caliber of homo in upstate.

I still wake up on some nights screaming at the thought of Duckhead khakis and striped Merona polo shirts. (bursts into cold sweats)

jptcef said...

So someone writes something nice about you on their blog and you turn around and trash someone you don't even know. Very classy.

Cobain In A Coma said...

That tranny is gorge. Your hometown's got style.

David Mason said...

Whos trashing anybody? I didnt trash anyone. Go fuck yourself and never read my blog again you skank!... now I trashed somebody... Especially if youre not even going to get it. I wasnt trashing anyone, stating the obvious is hardly trashing someone. Im not making fun of anyone here. Im disappointed you cant see it any other way. Im sorry for you. I may be making a little fun but its done lovingly, Im FROM THERE?! If I was making fun of them I wouldnt say Im from the same town as them. these people are part of my life in a way. Its too bad everything is so base level for you. Please dont read my blog, you dont get . its not for you.

youreviltwin said...

i love how she's hugging herself in exactly the same way as george michael does in the video for WHAM!'s 'wake me up before you go-go'video (the part where he's all like "it's cold out there, but it's [insert sassy eye-roll/lip pursing/head lift here] warm in bed!" lyric).

David Mason said...

lol totally , Yeah even her face is a little "george" somehow...

jptcef said...

You took what is probably a perfectly innocent picture of someone sitting near a playground and made a child molestation innuendo. How is that ok? It's not obvious to me. I wonder how he'd feel about it if he saw it online for anyone to see? I just think you're better than that.

David Mason said...

Ummmm A perfectly innocent picture USED AS HIS ONLINE SEX HOOK UP PHOTO....um that changes things. You must be like the guy who drags his poor friend or sister or whatever along with him in his "sending out hook up photo" to everyone and I always feel so bad for her and wonder if she knows...

the mrs said...

"jptcef" is the worst screen name i've ever heard.
I'm not above trashing you, sir.

David Mason said...

Werk Miss MRS!?!?! CUT HER!!!