Saturday, April 18, 2009

Swingers like Mr. Black.


Ok, I just finished popping pimples on my face and finally have time to blog. Busy day. I went to Mr. black with my handsome friend Duane who is one of the hosts. Any time Ive been aggressively hit on by a chick its at Mr. Black. You would think that my aerobic stretching routine on the bar by the dance floor would have been more then a red flag to these ladies but I dunno maybe it works in reverse or something?! Like maybe because I look like a big dude but Im OBVIOUSLY a FULL QUEEN im not threatening to the straight guy but still attractive to the lady who wants a real BIG dude to do her so Im the perfect pick... I dunno, but its weird. TWO ladies were into me.. YUCKERS I cant separate having sex with a woman and having sex with my mother or sister in my head, I did NOT experience the oedipal complex, I WON IT so I NEVER craved the lady sorry still have her, never lost her dont need another.. It freaks me out that a woman would be into me. I honestly get the skivvies about it. Like I AM flattered and think its rad a chick finds me sexy cause in my head I think then that I might look straight which as GROSS as it sounds, I FIND SEXY, I know..sorry thats icky and self loathing but its true I admit it. I like straight looking guys ..why? cause Im a BOTTOM and I want a DUDE to do me, I CANNOT get into the flaming top thing, I CAN get into the the flaming muscle mary bottom thing but I so rarely go there that I dont even factor it into my sexual equation... I dunno what the point of this was so I just go with the standard "GIRLS ARE GROSS and I AM NOT A DYKE so FUCK OFF LADY!!!"
Ps. The pic is from the book called Fashion 2001 it was made in the 80s and was supposed to show what fashion would be like in 2001. I stupidly gave my copy to David Lachapelle in the mid 90s, he said he would give it back...never happened.

8 comments:

Sue said...

I told you, you are crack to the ladies. They just can't stay away. Maybe wear a button that says "boy toy"?

Anonymous said...

Hey baby! How was MIAMI...xxx

David Mason said...

It was cool, never been there to hang. Nothing crazy just sat on the beach and went to the gym. Its all I wanted to do.

Anonymous said...

I've been hit on by women before and it is pretty paralyzing. At first, I feel embarrassed for them and them I feel embarrassed for me. You think when you move to NYC from your small town you leave this kind of thing behind you, but broads are desperate eveywhere. †hey need that seed. It physiologically calms them down - there are studies....me? i just feel sticky afterwards.

Sincerely,
Matt LeBlanc

Christian Canterbury said...

What's Mr.Black?

Christian Canterbury said...

Never mind. Figured it out.

David Mason said...

Just a club here

Christian Canterbury said...

Based on your recommendation I ordered Glutamine-SR through Amazon. (Can't find it over the counter in LA). Hope the Glutamine will push me to another level.