Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Why today I was inspired by my own blog...?!


I went out and found TOTALLY SKANKER key lime meringue pie for only 4.99 and do you know what? IT WAS DELICIOUS. I didnt eat the whole thing, just 75%, but the night is still young. I also only got through half of the goomiliation fetish, the PIE PART, the smashing it in someones face part I havent quite got down yet because I still use a fork and dont really smash the pie in a face as much as stuff it in my own mouth, which is still humiliating just in a totally different non fetish but very American sorta way... maybe Im just into serving All American "Gainer fetish" realness and I dont even know it.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh David,

...dear, dear David...

Are you ever gonna make that bed?

Sincerely,
Martha Stewart

David Mason said...

Every damn time i take a picture of myself I think " ugh Martha is gonna hate my bed today..." It just so happens to be LAUNDRY DAY today MARTHA!!

whitney said...

god damn i love pie.

Anonymous said...

David, I've said this before, but you always make me laugh. I am so glad you are blogging. And I'll feel a little less ashamed of myself the next time I sit down in front of the TV with a grocery store birthday cake and a fork.

R.J. Gilmour said...

David
You are an endless source of amusement mixed together with a dash of rampant and fierce sexuality...
Love your irreverent sense of humour and honesty
thanks...

Sue said...

You haven't lived until you have really had a pie in the face from someone else:

http://fairviewsue.blogspot.com/2006/05/bookfield-steve-part-3.html

Anonymous said...

Dear David,

I never hate.

I just judge... harshly.

Sincerely,
Martha Stewart

Herodotus said...

Geeee! That Martha; cruel but fair!

Trey said...

Love your long time now---best photo ever! You look like a 'toon :)

Hungrex said...

Where did you get that pie?! I GOTS ta know! :P

David Mason said...

I bought it at food emporium :)
AND THANKS FOR ALL THE COMPLIMENTS GUYS :)