Tuesday, April 28, 2009

You know the guys real fetish isnt the jock and the boots as much as it is making hot guys feel uncomfortable on film.


I live for the logo though. And is it just me or does that kid not even look a drop Sicilian? I mean it seems like its better odds that hes much more of a mix but his family just did that American thing where one of the parents is for some reason prescribing to some WEIRDO FANTASY of the nationality of their ancestors and is REWRITING HISTORY to apply to their own FETISH HERITAGE FANTASY script about it. Like in my case for example. Im actually Austrian and German and English and Swedish and Polish but youd NEVER know it and just think I'm a POLOCK because A. Looking at me Im a HAMMY HANDED MEAT FACE, so why wouldnt you think it? B. My last name has 3 consonants in a row C. My dad would just tell us or YOU we were Polish. I never even knew it as a kid until one day my mother just got over his RIDICULOUS FANTASY BULLSHIT and told me he lies and hes actually half Austrian which only makes us 1/5 Pole, but doesnt tell anyone because the town their from is POLOCKS VERSUS WOPS and theyre all too stupid to deal with something or someone thats even mildly different so they lied about their heritage LIKE MULATTO CAROL CHANNING?!?! (Yes if you didnt know it the fag hating bitch is half black?! Read her biography. She confessed it at 84 or something) and before you hate on me know I used to LIVE for her until she made those gay comments and now Im all about RACE SHAMING HER for being a self loathing / fag hating NEGRESS... yes I said NEGRESS!... If the president is half white and considered BLACK then SHE IS NO DIFFERENT THEN ALEK WEK IN MY BOOK! If I was African American... OOOOH gurl, the SHADE ID THROW AT MISS CHANNING would block out the SUN?!!... Lady got NERVE keeping us down?!!..
Anyhow back to my story.. I NEVER talk to my family from my fathers side and met with this adult cousin of mine this year who is forty something, and her father, my dads brother, NEVER EVEN TOLD THEM they're half Austrian. She had no idea and just looked lost when I told her shes a WHITE MULATTO but SORRY, I HAD to burst that bubble. They even had a RACE HORSE obnoxiously named something like POLISH PUSSYFACE or something and I was just like "Ok this CHARADE of DECADES OF TRYORY has to stop..." Call me Stubs yo!
and YES thats the NICE and GORGEOUS Alek Wek in my hat! She can have a free hat any day! Carol Channing on the other hand cant even pay to be my TOILET SLAVE!

7 comments:

youreviltwin said...

HAHAHAHA... toilet slave... [*wipes a tear*]. that was the weirdest post... me and my friend rob think carol channing is terrifying and possibly a demon of some sort. she has her own ventriloquest dolls! that's fucked up, and they're totally scary, too.

Sue said...

OMG!!! I LOVE THAT HAT!!! I have a thing for peacock feathers! How artfully you have them displayed in that hat!!! How does it stay on?

My father was born in Austria too and his grandmother and grandfather lived in Vienna. I am considered half Austrian. We have that heritage in common! Brother!

Anonymous said...

hmm, haven't we been through this before? Now you're gonna have an ostentation of peacocks honking outside your window.

David Mason said...

Thanks Sue :) I trimmed all the feathers by hand and stripped off all the long thin pieces so it was just the "eye" then I just stuck them all in a little plastic bubble that I had covered in metallic lace and stuck it on her head...

Anonymous said...

Hey, after reading about the Carol Channing situation, I did some searching and ran across these:

http://www.dnamagazine.com.au/articles/news.asp?news_id=1175&c=29498

http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/2006/11/post-15.html

Just thought you might like to know. :)

Mathieu said...

That video made me so uncomfortable too but after I read your comment I laughed and watched some others and it's SO TRUE. How he gets guys to do this even for money is beyond me.
Hilarious

Stan said...

I'm told that my family is Polock too with a little Rusky thrown in (probably when Russia invaded Poland so many times). I have one of those short crazy last names that begins and ends with "K" that was probably shorten on Ellis Island. But I get mistaken at being Italian all the time. Go figure?