Tuesday, May 26, 2009

CHINKY- International Mr. Leathers' one TRUE sadist



So we just got back from IML. I was hoping straight Phil was going to get to see the regulars but he had to go back on Saturday so he missed out on the ONE TRUE SADIST of IML "CHINKY" and NO we dont call him that because hes ASIAN?! We call him that because this Yoda-fied passive aggressive sadist walks around CLAPPED IN IRONS and HUFFING POPPERS making a "chink - chink- chink" sound as he walks around the event year after year after year, but hes NOT FOOLING ME. He totally pretends hes this TOTAL SLAVE but Im onto what hes actually doing which is FORCING THE WORLD of gays that would socially shame/ ignore him to notice him and his OUTRAGEOUS BEHAVIOR and shriveled diminutive body in ALL ITS "HORROR". He is the ONE true sadist there. Practically a SUPER VILLAIN. Its pretty brilliant actually.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

when i lived in chicago and went out boozing we would always hear him before we saw him and squeal "yoko homo is here!" that guy's an institution and i'm so happy to see he's still at it...

David Mason said...

Yoko Homo is a better name then Chinky I think.

Leatherpigboy said...

David, first great to meet ya at IML this year. Second yeah this guy has been around Chicago forever and so i hear he is actually a lawyer!

BRANDON JOSEPH PIERRE said...

oh boy, not good,

XXX said...

If you think seeing him practically sprint through the halls of the host hotel every year is impressive, i HIGHLY suggest you watch/listen to him descend the stairs to Jackhammer's Hole on any given Saturday night....the grace and speed of a Special Olympic hurdler... :)
And the "Chinky" noize? I haven't heard sound effects like that since Björk's Medúlla.

erik said...

ha. it's not IML until you run into him, and this year i saw a total daddy go up to him and try to recruit that shit but he never goes anywhere. he just walks around like that, same shackles, same fishnet mini. def exhibitionist.

actionbrown212 said...

You didnt even talk to him...I tried to humor him when he came to our Folsom booth but I accidentally looked down and almost vomited on him.

fang said...

this is by far, (paws down) my favorite post from you EVAAAAR.

as such, you win a coveted gold paw for making me literally 'guffaw'.

David Mason said...

Thanks fangy

the mrs said...

A lawyer?!?! Oh god gurl. If you're ever on trial and this guy is your lawyer, you are FUCKED.