Thursday, May 14, 2009

Fruit of the month is FIERCE



I just love my fruit of the month. I was running around today buying stuff for our booths at the upcoming INTERNATIONAL MR LEATHER in Chicago today and I kept going by the fruit stands EYEBALLING THE STRAWBERRIES but I always think theyre DIRTY and COVERED IN STREET GRIME so I was very pleasantly surprised to see what was at my door when I got home today... STRAWBERRIES ... FANCY ONES EVEN?! individually packaged?! Sorta wasteful but its a GIFT so Im GUILT FREE..almost..but...YAAAAYYYY!!!!... Fruit of the month is the best present ever, because no matter how nice an x-mas gift is after x-mas its done! Where as fruit of the month is RELENTLESSLY GIVING!!! Its like having a happy dog waiting for you when you get home, except its a dog that smells like STRAWBERRIES, and it doesnt FREAK OUT when you wash him in the sink, and instead of playing catch you just EAT HIM.

9 comments:

Dac Morris said...

David: is that a strawberry where your tongue should be? How'd u do that?

David Mason said...

yes, i just stuck it in my mouth, i was looking at them displayed in the box like that and thought they looked like a box of tongues

Papa Tony said...

There is a young man that I'm mentoring who is effeminate by nature. When he was younger, he got picked on a lot, so he has developed the protective mechanism of never showing any reaction or emotion.
I've been spending a lot of energy convincing him that he needs to BE HIMSELF, as he really is, and the people who matter will love him exactly the way that he is.
I think I'm going to have him read every word of your blog, just so that he can see what it's like when somebody is fully self-expressed and happy that way.
David, I'm sure that I couldn't pretend to be you, or vice versa, but we would both be a lot of fun in ANY social circumstances. Live it UP, honey!
Oh, and by the way - You're a CUTE little thing. I'm bigger than you are!

David Mason said...

Thats a really nice thing to say Tony, thanks. Its not like its easy to be "happy" if thats what I am cause I think im ore of a crab-apple. :)

WorkoutLA said...

Strawberries & cake? Here's a recipe for you, cake boy:
http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2009/05/strawberry-shortcakecake/

Sue said...

Have a great time at IML!

BTW - You are the Fruit of the Month!!! I mean that in the best way though...

gavin said...

You are so cute!

You should fellate those strawberries on camera for us.

Chas in Portland said...

A trivia break..... what is the only fruit that bears it's seeds on the outside?..... discuss. =)

David Mason said...

duh im only holding a box of them.