Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Gogo or no go ?!


I got asked to be a judge for Go-go idol and although THE MONSTER isnt exactly one of my haunts I kinda couldnt pass it up. I mean I love me a gogo dancer and something tells me in this economy those bitches are gonna be HUNGRY. I dunno how many dudes there are gonna be but I supplied them with 10 SLINGSHOT THONGS to dance in. Why the Slingshot thong?, because ANYONE can look good in a jock, I mean it has that wide waist band and the butt lifting straps and its sorta, SORTA dude like, so its easy to pull off but the slingshot thong is SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY!!! The slingshot separates the men from the boys, if you can pull off the slingshot thong THEN you have what it takes to be a gogo idol because if you CANT you have NO BUSINESS BEING WITHIN 10 FEET OF A STRIPPER POLE, it also happens to be my favorite piece of DUDE SLUT WEAR:)
So come by the MONSTER Thursday night from 11 to whenever and lets OOGLE HOT HIMBOS and get some free lap dances and shit. I TOTALLY PLAN on using the LITTLE POWER I HAVE AS A JUDGE to my advantage and hopefully get have my fantasy RICAN BUBBLE BUTT TASTING PARTY!
Ps DO NOT TIP STRIPPERS A DOLLAR! Its RUDE!! Its a 3 dollar minimum as far as im concerned, anything else may as well be a quarter! If you dont have the dough you dont get to play the stud and fondle a hot dude, having a hot body takes WORK and MONEY, you dont get to touch it for a quarter sorry.

8 comments:

LUCIEN said...

These strippers above deserve 20's and 50's for their body work effort --- and that stripper in the red League shirt damn I'd slip 100's in that go go boys metals jock strap any night !!!! :-)

Anonymous said...

Yes Sir! I'm in full agreement about tipping Go-Go Dancers or any Stripper. It's about $5 dollar bills now! $3 dollars is cool, but it's still 3 Ones. Go to the Club with a stack of $Fives and make it rain on dem hoes!

Sue said...

I agree with Lucien, the boy in the red shirt deserves the biggest tip of all!

David Mason said...

Aww Thanks :)

Race said...

That dude in the middle has the best bod in the pic, so why is HE the one wearing clothes?

ZACHARY said...

can you please give a heads up for the next time you do this! I GO-GO contest in FULL Slick It Up looks! Are you trying to come for NY Fashion Week!?

also, i had to quote you on this, thought it was sooo MAJOR.
http://www.patentleatherdaddy.com/2009/05/gym-jams-10.html

David Mason said...

Im glad you appreciate it, because to me it makes perfect sense and everyone should know it. :)

fang said...

that guy to your left (Sam is it?) hot hot hot!