Monday, May 4, 2009

Hey everyone, wanna see a SHIT SPECTACLE?! ...Youve come to the proper place!

Yes you just saw "Blofeld" with a STUFFED CAT run from "James Bond" who HIGH KICKS out of his Lotus then uses its antenna as a RAPIER only to hand his WHITE AK-47 over to SHEENA so she can SHOOT PEOPLE TO DEATH.... and yeah, they flew away in a UFO.

UPDATE!: 1. Thanks to my friend Russell for this who gave it to me on VHS?! and 2. Sometimes my assistant, Str8 Phil, says something to me that proves to me hes ACTUALLY A HETEROSEXUAL but I have to say today he made a comment that was a very much a MIXED MESSAGE?! He asked me if "For your eyes only" was actually a James Bond theme or not because he didnt think it was EPIC ENOUGH?!?! After my INSTANTANEOUS SHOCK VOMIT I turned the volume up as LOUD AS POSSIBLE and played the rest of the song shouting "IS IT EPIC ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW PHIL?! YOU INSATIABLE CUNT?!" I mean really?! "For your eyes only" is NOT EPIC ENOUGH?! I used to listen to that song on the radio as like a 5 YEAR OLD and lie on my back on the couch and raise one leg in the air dramatically and sing along with it and think "This song is what its like to be an ADULT?!"
I dont really get what Phil is saying here, on one hand him not knowing "For eyes" is a James Bond song makes me think hes NOT a GAY because its only the BEST james bond song next to "View to a kill" but then to say ITS NOT EPIC ENOUGH is quite possibly the GAYEST STATEMENT anyone has EVER MADE?!?!?!

12 comments:

Aaron said...

Oh dear, I need to ge re-activate my product after that.

yrfrndjsh! said...

What. The. Fuck. Why is there always some Captain EO shit going on? That was even too gay for me...and it takes ALOT of sequins to get gayer than I do after a Heineken and a shrimp cocktail.

gavin said...

Wow.

That's almost as campy as this year's "Musical is Back!" number with Hugh Jackman.

Or this amazing duo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qeygd0qPDM

ianophelan said...

Whaa? No vote for Shirley Bassey. Plus they had the classic opening credits. I'll give you view to a kill because that one just sorta ruled all around.

David Mason said...

Shirley is a ROCK SOLID 3, I mean shes fierce but not fiercer than Grace or Sheena.

Avenjer said...

Wow! Never saw this before. This orchestra version may be what has your assistant thrown (it's a bit high school half-time show) because there is no doubt the real version is EPIC. Sheena's was the real thing and fierce for a tiny Scottish lass. So fierce she is still the only Bond singer to appear in the opening credits singing her own damn song. I was a first grader at the time the song/movie came out and remember thinking that real "love" must be very deeply serious and wildy passionate. All based on the (thump-thump, thump-thump) heartbeating and singing she belted out in this song. :) And the skinny dip with the hot Bond body double during the end credits with this song playing probably turned me completely gay, haha!

Anonymous said...

FOR YOUR EYES ONLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYn
Now that was a barn burner.
That was almost as campy as YMCA
in that movie Cant Stop the Music.

Erik said...

What is this thing...?!! Did someone actually have the nerve to make a James Bond rock opera?!! With a stuffed cat?!!

Chiko Chevere said...

Boy loves his question mark/exclamation point combo. I'm never sure if it's an expression of stunned disbelief or just force of habit at this point. LoL

Sexy, looking as good as you do who cares about punctuationa. I can't stop looking at those yummy candies toppin' those Vader taters. Juicy and naughty. Go papi, it's my birthday! (not for real-real, just for play-play.)

Sue said...

I have to agree with boy. I too LOVE your question mark excalmation point combo punctuation and have started using them myself. You know what I mean?!?!?

Chiko Chevere said...

LOL Sue. I don't know if you're serious or joking?! But LOL anyway.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I think I'd have to give Best Bond Theme to Duran Duran ("View To A Kill" is still fab) but no "Goldfinger?" Come on! And what about "You Only Live Twice?" It's Nancy "These Boots Were Made For Walking" Sinatra, for God's sake! I'd even have to give a nod to Carly Simon for "Nobody Does It Better."