Thursday, May 28, 2009

I will NEVER have a photo of me without the GAYEST EYEBROW POSITION EVER?! Ugh I HATE IT!!!


GOD IS INTO SHAME DOMING ME LATELY!!! I look like GAY GARGANTUA?! and this isnt even the worst still from that interview?! UGH will I EVER learn not to raise my eyebrows when in front of a camera?!?!? I HATE IT. My lips are even pursed?! I mean c'mon this is so not fair?! Im obviously about to say something with an M but it just looks like I have NO LIPS and I spend all day TWEASING A LADY ARCH to my brows...UGH!! I bet there were 47 good pictures of me taken at IML and THIS is the one that goes everywhere online... I must have been a CUNT to someone and GOD is KIKI-ing and calling me a STUPID POOR QUEEN while she giggles with ZEUS and GAIA and they make sure my WORST pictures get FEATURED PROMINANTLY. I just get excited and I cant help it and the next thing you know theres a picture of me posted on some big gay blog of BIG GAY ME, where I look like im about to SWALLOW the adorable Steve Cruz in one gulp?! Ugh, My concept with posting these bad pictures is if everyone I know sees them then its no big deal and I dont have to worry about so point and laugh and kiki all you want, I lay myself down for your open critique.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

mmm the Cher outfit and the earring are doin their part to in the whole gay gargantua thing too....

Stan said...

Certainly not the most flattering but don't be so hard on yourself. Your right the camera just caught you at a bad moment like you said. Your body looks smokin' hot though.

Queer Me Now said...

I think you look just fine in those photos from the sword Hottie ;-)

T.E.W. said...

OK I have to ask, are you really tall or is the guy talking with you on the short side?

LUCIEN said...

Dave - You are the 100% best model for your gear- the SHREDDER suit looks "FLAWLESS" on you; I am desperate to own that suit now more than ever.

Its desperately cute of you to even think you have a flaw. Your perception of eyebrows and lips is very different than what we see. We see a real Man with features that show emotions and depth on your face.

Your emotive face and flawless body makes me blush at its real alive masculinity

Race said...

You look like some evil imposing muscle kink giant. Who did you say the little squirt interview guy was? But then, I like that look on you. And it sells!

(awk)Word said...

I hate it when guys are hot and they say how horrible they look--like a skinny girl saying she's fat.

I'd hit it.

Avenjer said...

I've already told you----you're the clydesdale-Marylin-Monroe! I can't make it anymore clear than that!?! You're in your own "hot damn" category and it's fantastic! Now stand on that subway grate and let you slickitup gear blow open for the paps cameras!

rashasha said...

Girl, step away from the piktcha!

You look smokin'!

No one else is going to sit there and criticize your look other than you - and your enemies, but fuck 'em!

Baby Jane Hudson said...

But ya are, Blanche! Ya are!

Anonymous said...

You look like a 8 foot tall fagzilla with eyebrows WORKED FOR THE CHEAP SEATS! But I'd still have sex with you if you put on some sweats?!

Michael said...

Steve does look kinda like he's ready to run at any moment, like maybe giantess Cruella de Ville on roids is about to skin him alive. Poor guy.

Race said...

But is this a pic of you? I'm not so sure. It doesn't look like your DMV license pic. Prove it.

David Mason said...

Im not that tall, Im like 6 3" or 4" and thanks for all the kind words dudes!!!:)

Erik said...

steve has such a scared expression on his face when he looks up to you - i bet he ran off for a quick wank thinking of that huge fetish muscle giant fucking him silly behind some IML stand!

Leatherpigboy said...

OH David, i dont think most people are gonna be lookin at the eyebrows or the lips they are lookin at your rockin body in that outfit! :)

pj said...

You pull that outfit off perfectly! ! !

Is that a cockring in Steve's pocket? Now THAT is tres gayer than your eyebrows by a long shot! ! !

Sue said...

You are gorgeous! Don't put yourself down! Look at your hot hot hot bod and the shredder suit fitting on it like a glove. So, you make Steve look a bit dwarfish, he's short and he knows it. You know your face doesn't look like that all the time, it is just not a flattering pose. All models have good sides and bad sides. It is so rare to have a designer and model in one package and you are it babe!!!

moins le Quart said...

at least the dwarf looks cute...

At The House of Vader said...

Dudes, we know Dave's a catch in every way. He's the fiercest piece this side of Paris Is Burning, and he's 6'4" of ripped white meat. But c'mon...lez have it...

... eyebrows plucked, working a where'd-it-go-wrong high-and-tight in optical-leukemia florescent-trade center lighting, pecs are more soft-serve than frozen hard scoop, the outfit's cut outs are more Jean Binett than sex-machine, and the pose is all sashé shanté.

Werq it out, grl!

gavin said...

We are our own worst critics.

There is NOTHING wrong with you in that picture! The harsh lighting fades out your brow; everyone can see it's washed out and blurry up there due to the shot, not you.

And don't you know that looking like you could swallow Steve Cruz is the hottest thing in the world?

Hot, fuckin' mancandy is what you are ...

the mrs said...

It's less about the eyebrow, and more like you've had a facelift. So the eyebrow is permanently pulled up. But your face does not look like this pic in real-life.

Unless you got a facelift.

DAVID GOT A FACELIFT FOR IML!!!! That is deep fetish.

Anonymous said...

Hot is all I can say.

Steve Cruz XXX said...

PJ is right cock ring in pocket equals I'm the bigger fag! Sex Dwarf or not- LOL!! Still you could be wearing a fuckn' tu-tu and lace garters for all I care... So long as you flash more of that gargantuan ass! Bubble-icious!

Anonymous said...

Um, ya, I would be the biggest poppered-up gay whore slut sex addict after your baby-making Polock cream if I ran into Gay Gargantua...regardless of the eyebrow position.

Hottie said...

you know what? I think you look pretty good!