Saturday, May 2, 2009

They open with a DOUBLE GLITTER THROW ?!?! DAMN!?!?!!! Make that TRIPLE GLITTER THROW?!?!

I had this semi traumatic experience as a kindergardner where this dude, probably just some teenager pulling a prank, asked me "Hey you want a ride?" Which EVERY KID in the world is told to go and RUN SCREAMING from so OF COURSE I did, HYSTERICALLY, and totally WIPED OUT in this curing cement that had sand thrown on it and TOTALLY ripped all the FLESH OFF MY KNEE CAPS so I cant help but think "Isnt all that glitter on the floor hazardous to the dancers?!" Like why not just throw BALL BEARINGS into the air at that point !?

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