Monday, May 4, 2009

This cold humidity is killin' me?!

Manhattan smells like a SWAMP, more then usual, my apartment is incurably moist. Its making my body all CRACKY and SORE, more then usual. I dunno but I CANNOT WAIT to get my BOVINE ASS to L.A, turn out a red hot photoshoot or 3, work on the kids show, then sit by the pool on the roof in my UNICORN PATTER SWIMSUIT and drink JAMBA JUICE while I make the seemingly ever present AUSTRALIA FAMILIES that for whatever reason stay at the hotel I like uncomfortable by GIGGLING WITH MY FRIENDS about INANE subject matter like yogurt/ Jamie Lee Curtis, BUTTER PECAN RICAN BUTT, and why I dont think I'll ever get into fisitng.
Did he just say " Monsters and midgets?!" ...I thought midgets WERE monsters?! Just kidding little people!.....I know youre not monsters, but are youre actually MAGICAL CREATURES just like the GAYS.

12 comments:

Jennifer Juniper Stratford said...

Move to LA and that will be a daily reality.

David Mason said...

Ugh, its all I wanna do.. who knows... find me a cool place to live and lets get this show, Multinauts, on the road!!!

Race said...

You seem like a superficial, buff LA hunk type of guy. Why live in NYC? For the culture?! Get real! We have as many nationalities, conjestion, late night dining, and high rents as NYC without the inconvenient weather. With easier airport access. And taxation too!

Race said...

Do you realize that when they made that movie, those guys were flying into water that was likely infested with alligators. Talk about fierce! Talk about union wages!

David Mason said...

Do I actually come off as superficial? I actually thought I was just sorta honest, but not superficial.

Race said...

I often get superficial and honest confused. I'm from SoCal, remember?

brando said...

You should pick up Alan Moore's trade paperbacks of The Swamp Thing. It's NOTHING like the movie and all trippy (it was the 70s when he wrote it) and filled with gore, horror and sex. I absolutely loved them.

p.s. I'm down for LA too.

Anonymous said...

That SMELL isn't the humidity - it's coming from your over used hole, you skank! Why don't you go rent an adult-sized apartment and dump the Kraut's nest and stop your fuckin bitching about NYC for once in your life. WORD.

Sue said...

Yeah, but when they say the earth will move under your feet in LA, they mean it literally dude! That would scare me shitless! People die for real out there and the big one IS COMING! Its called plate tectonics and it is for realz.

David Mason said...

Hmmm, Maybe I WOULD stay in NYC if I actually had a NON HATEFUL BF whos ONLY PRIORITY in life WASNT to do ONLY the exact OPPOSITE of ANYTHING his boyfriend ever wanted, considered wanting, or potentially will want in the future that hasnt even been CONSIDERED YET?!?!?

Anonymous said...

As a completely impartial and totally anonymous reader of HOV who has never met you, I can only say that you clearly and ONLY have ridiculous "wants" and that is probably why any sensible, handsome, and gifted man MUST remain in opposition to you. But that's just my guess.

Anti- Anonymous said...

hey ANON - don't be hatin !
Disagreeing with someone is fine but keep your tone and words in your jockey shorts dude

- Besides you are outnumbered here as Dave has a big posse of Vaders.