Saturday, May 30, 2009

Went to Jersey, had ice cream, bought jewels, and lifted.




The dudes at the gym were the hottest ever, as usual. I bought some new jewels AT THE MALL, totally fake but ultra shiny. The same little baby gay I got pierced by two months ago is the one that sold them to me so I glad he hasnt been strangled and tied to a fence... yet. In this economy celebrities at award shows are really toning it down with the jewels but I say its the perfect time to be wearing BIG FAKE SHIT because now they have the opportunity to wear the REALLY FIERCE fake shit and still say theyre being modest and not throwing their wealth in poor american peoples faces... I dunno just a suggestion... Cher it up.
I got to go to Dairy Queen which I hadnt done in 20 years and enjoy some of their ODDLY AERATED ice cream. Dairy queen has raspberry sauce. That gives them major bonus points, even if it is sorta shitty and basically jam just that fact that they had it made me feel like I, as a customer, was considered. And I as have learned, more then love, all anyone wants to feel is understood.
ps I know that one pic of me doesnt even show the earring but I like it because of my right cheek, that angle gives me the ILLUSION of having "Jones bones" aka "bone structure".

10 comments:

BRANDON JOSEPH PIERRE said...

aww you cute white boy, i got fake ass jewels to, lol, its all i buy cause i always lose them, that and well am poor, lol

Anonymous said...

David, do you remember your posting about wanting men to sit their ass on your face with their full weight and bounce up-and-down even if it suffocated you so you could die a happy death? Sweetie, I would do it with Dairy Queen slathered all over my hole with a dollup of raspberries as an added bonus for your pure joy...just to be able to say that darling fresh face met my mangina once in my life!

When you smile in your pics I swear I orgasm every time : )

LUCIEN said...

Your jewels Sparkle !

Steve Cruz XXX said...

you did exactly what I would have done in the burbs! I'm a sad sack for junk food- dairy queen dips rock my g(ay) spot! You'll gag for my new website in development... An ode to my fast food fantasies!

Sue said...

It is a really FIERCE look too!

Christian Canterbury said...

Jaw talk oh, brother. I would move up so fast in guy catching ranks if I could get a jaw-job.

Ruffy said...

Wait you went to NJ and you didn't let me know... I'm crushed! I live in NJ ya know! *sigh* Oh well. I'll keep reading and lusting.
WOOF!

youreviltwin said...

that's a REALLY good jonesbones you got going there, btw. paint you blue and that's it. you got the look, et al.

David Mason said...

Thank you evil twin!

youreviltwin said...

no problem, bb. conGRATS on DOUBLING your followership since i started reading in january, BTW. you've gone EXPONENTIAL! totally proud of you- you're SO worth reading. not surprised at all.