Tuesday, June 9, 2009

2:17 to 2:50 had me GAGGING!!!! I sat here AGAGA! Who the FUCK is MICHAEL KATZ?! Though if I WASNT ME I'd be asking who the fuck is SALLY KIRKLAND?!?!


LADY IS SERVING DELUDED CRAZY WHITE WOMAN REALNESS DOWN!!!?!! I mean it just starts out with BIG FAT LIE and SWIRLS on to lie more and more and more...its awesome. BLONDE BOMBSHELL?!!....SUCCESS?!....BLUE BLOOD?!.. A-LIST?!- GIMME MORE IM LOVING IT!!!!
One morning my friend was driving to work in West hollywood and as he drove down the street he saw that Sally had dented her Toyota trying to back out of her DUMPY apartment complex and she was outside the car having a HARD TIME. It was the start of a BAD DAY for Sally, but the makings of a GREAT DAY for my friend.

11 comments:

Black Nyx said...

What is up with that k-razy gloved hand at 2:42? I keep imagining a cow's ass just at the tips of her fingers out of the range of the camera. That arm goes on and on...

Anonymous said...

Michael Katz was a big NYC deal in the 80's! He was known for abstract wild colorful hand painted silk fashions of every sort. He was all about the fabric, not an inventor of shapes. A major party boy with a big dick who knew everybody..... lots of drugs, Studio 54, Fire Island and a surprising number of hot boyfriends. They are all dead but I think he might still be alive? He was exactly the New York that you say is now dead. Ask any body major in fashion that was around in NY in the 80's and they would have know him.

the mrs said...

This could very well be, hand down, the most brilliant segment ever produced in the history of television.

Oh, and Sally inspected the other car SHE DENTED, looked around the street a couple times, got back in her car, and DROVE OFF.

Anonymous said...

so who the fuck IS sally kirkland!?

Kurt Walters said...

Remind me to tell you my Michael Katz story some day...

Aaron said...

A real Pizzaz-ster!

David Mason said...

I got seven individual emails from "the mrs" this morning. I also woke up with 16 comments in my box I dont think Ive EVER woke up with 16 comments in the box, SALLY HAS STAR POWER!!

The emails are below:

"... and WATCH OUT!"


On Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 11:01 PM, mrs wrote:
the televison series of STEEL MAGNOLIAS?!?!?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


On Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 11:01 PM, mrs wrote:
why am i not surprised she had a nervous breakdown.



On Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 11:00 PM, mrs wrote:
THE FUR COAT!!!!!!!!


On Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 11:00 PM, mrs wrote:
THE OPNING ON THE PHONE IS THE BEST INTRO EVEERRRRRRR


On Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 10:59 PM, mrs wrote:
SHE IS TEACHING AN ACTING CLASS WITH A MICROPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!


On Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 10:58 PM, mrs wrote:
"MISS YOU MUCH"!!!!!!! my brain started hemorraging!!


On Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 10:57 PM, mrs
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!
I could watch HOURS of this. I am LOSING MY MIIIINNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Miss You Much was the highlight of the segment...I love me some Rhythm Nation!

Anonymous said...

KURT WALTERS,
PLEASE tell us your Michael Katz story....it will have to be so much more fun than laughing at S. Kirkland!!

Anonymous said...

The BEST part is the minute-and-a-half of "PLAY" at the end of the clip.

brando said...

that really made my day.