Ok I sent a hat to a friend of mine in Japan. It obviously didnt make it and got sent back to me today month and months later. The strange thing is that attached to it, like actually TIED to my box, was this other weird random box in japanese that said UNCLAIMED on it. So for some reason it got sent back to ME. Its a WONDERFUL GIFT BOX of products that would be VITAL to an AGING JAPANESE PROSTITUTE...well I guess they call them GEISHA... but anyways. I got VAGISIL, LYSINE COLD SORE TREATMENT, BLISTEX, CLEAR EYES, CANDIDA YEAST MEDICINE, MASCARA, TWO THINGS OF ALPHA HYDROXY ANTI WRINKLY FOOT CREME, VARIOUS EYE CREMES ( WHICH I WILL BE USING), BODY FIRMING LOTION ( I'LL USE THAT TOO), DEEP WRINKLE NIGHT CREAM (totally using it), KIDNEY AND BLADDER VITAMINS, AND SKIN LIGHTENING CREME!!!?!!?!?!?
5 comments:
you should return them to walmart!
say you didn't need the vagisil after all
God is a dom who wants to humiliate you.
oh my god, that was so fucking funny...
who nos you might need it one day
That's just the funniest most random post. Love it
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