Saturday, June 20, 2009

God is trying to tell me something ... and that something is Im an OLD WHORE!



Ok I sent a hat to a friend of mine in Japan. It obviously didnt make it and got sent back to me today month and months later. The strange thing is that attached to it, like actually TIED to my box, was this other weird random box in japanese that said UNCLAIMED on it. So for some reason it got sent back to ME. Its a WONDERFUL GIFT BOX of products that would be VITAL to an AGING JAPANESE PROSTITUTE...well I guess they call them GEISHA... but anyways. I got VAGISIL, LYSINE COLD SORE TREATMENT, BLISTEX, CLEAR EYES, CANDIDA YEAST MEDICINE, MASCARA, TWO THINGS OF ALPHA HYDROXY ANTI WRINKLY FOOT CREME, VARIOUS EYE CREMES ( WHICH I WILL BE USING), BODY FIRMING LOTION ( I'LL USE THAT TOO), DEEP WRINKLE NIGHT CREAM (totally using it), KIDNEY AND BLADDER VITAMINS, AND SKIN LIGHTENING CREME!!!?!!?!?!?

5 comments:

jay said...

you should return them to walmart!
say you didn't need the vagisil after all

gavin said...

God is a dom who wants to humiliate you.

youreviltwin said...

oh my god, that was so fucking funny...

BRANDON JOSEPH PIERRE said...

who nos you might need it one day

Tony Ward said...

That's just the funniest most random post. Love it