Thursday, June 4, 2009

A letter I just got....


I had a dream last night that we were in Dusseldorf, Germany participating in a living sculpture exhibition/competition. You of course, designed our outfits. You had on black body suit and I had on a black bodysuit with this amazing orange acrylic triangle dress over it. It was similar to a candy corn but sort of sheer. I don't know if there was more to our looks because we were getting ready to perform. We were intimidated because Thierry Mugler was on before us in a piece entitled "Father"!

Now I also had a dream this morning and in my dream I was at a CHER CONCERT, no lie, and she came off the stage to talk with ME PERSONALLY, on mic, in front of everyone and I felt anxious because I thought everyone would be bothered that shes not entertaining them and was just talking to ME and she taught me some oriental yoga move with her arms and told me to "keep on going with the physical therapy" and then I realized that she had been lied to and it was my father that put her up to it and lied to her and told her I was a cripple so she would stop and talk to me. She also gave me two presents, two bedding sets, one was animal print and one was SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS and I remember thinking to myself as I put the Sponge Bob ones in the bag "Well THIS is going to be returned IMMEDIATELY." and I felt guilty that I thought that about a gift Cher gave me. Now in a CONSCIOUS STATE if CHER gave me SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS SHEETS I would have them on my bed and would be showing them off RIGHT NOW for the WORLD TO SEE! I also tried doing the yoga move she taught me in a dream but I couldnt get it right. I was hoping that when I did it Id get like supernatural powers and a giant purple ray would shoot out of my hands...but it totally didnt.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

As Whoopi Goldberg would say "what the hell?!?!"

-G

Sue said...

Are you SURE you are not on drugs? These sound like dreams that I would have and I am taking Effexor.

I find your blog so entertaining, that it leaves me speechless much of the time!

David Mason said...

Yeah Im lucky I often can remember dreams perfectly clearly. Sometimes I actually get good ideas out of them.

Sue said...

Me too! That is so amazing! Many great creative geniuses have solved problems from dreams. The organic chemist who discovered the structure of benzene got it from a dream of snakes biting their own tails. Benzene has a ring structure. You are such a genius!