Monday, June 1, 2009

The magic of retouching, a tan, draping, and a clever pose






The new "Duke" in the new GI Joe movie walks for face only. Which is more then I can say for myself but DUDE, try lifting something and dont jog with your shirt off POST HORMONES. I mean he actually doesnt look like he took any, but I cant think of any reason why you would look that bloated and doughy and still think youre hot enough to run around having your picture taken thinking your sexy other then the effect of ROIDS ON THE BRAIN. I think the casting for the new G.I JOE movie sucks SOOOO HARD. Has anyone seen the Baroness?! The baroness was one of the top five of cool Gi Joe characters and they cast her with some shampoo commercial girl?!... I probably wont see the movie simply based on that MAJOR FAUX PAS. Im personally offended, they ruined one of the best action figures out there. Theyd win me back though if the had a sexy Beachhead who served hot fetish hood realness as he did back then. I also liked Big Boa, Croc Master and I had a crush on Zarana ( yes as a child I thought I was supposed to like girls, but at least I picked the FIERCE ONES.)

8 comments:

Jack Manly said...

Is Major Faux Pas one of the GI Joe characters?
By the way, Channing Tatum IS a real sweetie in real life which is the only reason I'm cutting him some slack on his current bloat. Let's hope he slims down soon.

David Mason said...

MAJOR FAUX PAS is the french chef. I cant believe I missed that one. Im so disappointed at myself but Im happy you caught it :) thanks

Anonymous said...

If that's bloated and doughy, jesus, you must be completely fucking repulsed by 98% of the general population. Ok, maybe he's not serving "GI Joe" but come on... Tough crowd!

David Mason said...

Well for the general public its FINE but for the STAR OF AN ACTION MOVIE that just happens to be based off of the toys I loved as a kid then it SUCKS!

the mrs said...

Have you seen the first 45 seconds online?? Storm Shadow wears a white suit, no mask, more importantly: THE BARONESS DOESN'T HAVE AN ACCENT!!! I mean, C'MON!!!
FAIL!

David Mason said...

Stormshadow without a mask is like a kick in the nuts.

Avenjer said...

I'm not happy. Everytime I hear something new about this movie it just makes it sound even worse. Why are all the GI Joes and Cobras wearing black? Is this the Matrix? Somehow they kept Storm Shadow in white but now no mask. Ugh! The non-uniform of each character was most of their personality and made them so much fun. Scarlet, Baroness---all the ladies were kick ASS in the toy/show. From what I've seen Scarlet comes across as aaerobics instructor with a gun. What are they doing to my childhood?! This movie just screams let's sell some toys--but not good toys--sucky movie version toys. And the true sign that this movie will blow--an August release date. Nothing good comes out in August. Not at the movies, not on TV, not even in Magazines--most magazines don't even have an August issue (they have a special winter Holiday issue instead.) So, see this movie at your own risk people. Oh, but Dave you should come up with a Destro styled hood, gun metal grey.

Nick said...

I was so into Zarana and her changing skin color, but I LIIIIIVED for Tomax and Xamot—the sexy twins who obviously used their Corsican-Syndrome-psychic bond to mutual j.o. without even being in the same room or on the same continent. And Xamot's scar!!!