Sunday, June 28, 2009

So I went to a CIRCUIT PARTY?!?!


Ok so dont KILL ME. Ive never been to one really besides the Black Party that I went to for ten minutes and LEFT. This time I went with my friend Walt and BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I was capable of having a good time. I didnt have to pay, I was supposedly on the guest list, though it was a chaotic mess so they couldnt find me on their multiple messy lists but let me in free anyways which was surprising being that it was 100 a ticket?! The line was crazy and around the block but I managed to RIG my way in doors as well. Ive learned something in NYC, NEVER listen to the security they will just tell you "NO" or "Stand in line" they dont care about getting you in, its their job to stand there and keep things in order so they really dont care about your TRIFFELING GAY ASS, so dont even involve them if possible. Just stand there calmly and look for the HIGH MAINTENANCE person with the clip board, smile, and be TALL. Honestly I think this is one of those occasions where tall helps. I think unconsciously people put you as "important" or "someone to listen to" because it harkens of parental authority when they were short and had to listen to a tall person... just a theory. ANYWAYS... WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THE GAYS ON ROIDS COME FROM?! It was THOUSANDS of GAYS on HORMONES!!! I SWEAR you could SMELL THE SYNTHETIC TESTOSTERONE at times!! Not even kidding, its like this oily metallic taste you get in your mouth. I only know this from DOING roids and its very specific and at times it was almost as consuming as THIERRY MUGLES ANGEL perfume, which SHOCKINGLY nobody was wearing?! Dont get me wrong I love me Mugler, obviously, but that smell is ..OOOFFF...A DIRTY TRANNY BOMB IN YOUR OLFACTORY SYSTEM! So its lack of presence was appreciated.
Anyways, It wasnt as druggy as I thought which also shocked me. I hoping that its a sign that CRYSTAL METH is sorta on the way out. Yes there were queens that were TWEAKIN and at one point I saw this guy sorta convulse and drop to the ground and I had to ask JERSEY if we just watched a person DIE. Because he did the whole cartoon "stiffen up and keel over" routine which wasnt fierce, he got back up and started dancing though, but like a ZOMBIE and it FREAKED ME OUT. Its was HIGHLY SATANICAL.
That was the only sorta bad JUJU I felt going on, and I have to say both Walt and I were shocked at the LACK of SHADE, which was refreshing, and nobody was cunty?! The music is the same thing forever and I honestly dont see how gays will talk about the djs music as if it is really all that variable. There were three djs and the music was the same with each one, LOUD and ROIDY. What I can say is though that the Djs personality actually made a difference. The Offer Nissam guy was kinda fierce. He was very "ISRAELIELFIN" I would say. He just smiled and danced and conducted and kinda acted like Mozart in the movie AMADEUS. His tranny affectations broke the "clone" mold which I liked because it made it feel like less of this oppressive ROID CLONE party. I liked having a tranny WOOD SPRITE jew in charge. It made it feel more open and fun. I have to say his happy gestures and stuff made it more fun for me as he genuinely seemed to be enjoying it as opposed to the typical dj thing of them intensely listening and SCOWLING as if theyre doing something COMPLEX and IMPORTANT and not just listening to KYLIE MINOGUE and then four minutes later pushing a button and listening to Lady Gaga. A happy dancing dj makes the club and makes you want to dance.
I only stayed till 5 and it went till 10 so I have no idea if it gets MESSY and Im sure it DOES but I actually had fun and would go again, in like a year or maybe next week when im in Madrid at Euro Pride which Ive also never been too and it should be interesting to see :)
So please dont hate me for going to a circuit party I PROMISE I wont make habit of it but it wasnt as bad as I thought and I actually had a good time observing the KOOKERY.
at the end of this clip it strobes and you see the sheer number of gays on hormones, Phil gagged. I was impressed by the fact they had 40 gogo dancers, were they paid or did they just get the ticket price??

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Anonymous said...

You describe it so well its like being there !

Sue said...

OMG! Youi are going to Euro Pride!!! I am so jealous!!! Ack! Spft! Pflt! Kfpt! IN MADRID!

David Mason said...

Lol , Yes Sue. I am going we shall see how it is. I but the ticket on a TOTAL WHIM a couple days ago. I had no plans for it...... Whats funny is a soon as I bought Francois was like " Im going to be in Madird next week" so we will both be there TURNING IT OUT!

NSFW said...

you're making the Madrid Pride a "must-go" !!!

Anonymous said...

Most gay DJs sound the same to me too. I never understood the people who talk up one over the other because they all just play Madonna remixes.

Aaron said...

David, you really nailed it with "be tall", your physical stature is the ONLY reason you managed to get in or have even a slightly good time. Try lookin like me and going to one of those things, its like being invisible without the fun part.

Tom said...

Which on did you go to?

David Mason said...

I know?! Its a CLONE ZONE . I would have felt really unhappy if I was at all unlike their image. Its not exactly the place for "fun". Its fun..ish.. and only in a hedonistic manner that its nice to strut around, not in a "HEY GURL THIS PARTY IS FIERCE AND YOURE LOOK IS GAGGING ME" way, which is what I prefer of course but for a change...what the hell.

David Mason said...

The one at Roseland. "Work"

Sue said...

OMG! And you will be there with Sagat! You guys are going to start a rumor. Already I have comments on my blog about you two...

Aaron said...

Oh the Roseland Party, I got paid for that party and picked up a few new models in the the process, without even having to go.. Yeah that's my idea of a fabulous party!!

At The House of Vader said...

I had a blast at this party, and I had a great time shooting the shit with you.

Downtown hip homos love to rag on roids and circuit parties, but that shit is played out. Yes, the music is shit. Yes, there is attitude being served up all over the place. Yes, your chances of having fun scale with your height, number of visibly ripped abdominal muscles, age, and, yes, skin color. But if you do fit into that calculus, what's wrong with getting together with other dudes who do, with everyone on a shit load of pharma and loud music? It's not a recipe for fun dancing connection coolness...but it is a pretty incredible visual trip. If you've ever spent time flipping through profiles on bigmuscle, this party was like that, but the profiles were in front of you, in 3D, and if you wanted to, you could say 'hello,' though not much more than that was gonna happen (most of the pharmas of choice make boners impossible).

If you're passive (and/or don't fit into the physical calculus) then yeah, you're gonna stand around totally alienated and bored. But I went up to the 20 hottest guys I saw there, even if they weren't looking at me first, and said hello and swapped numbers and have that many more dudes to text for a late-night booty call (read: again, it's about expectations...I'm not expecting friends/intimacy here).

I never have a blowout at these things, and it's never ever going to be satisfying in the way that a downtown party is, but with the right expectations, these things are great...and fuck, where else are you going to see literally 150, tall, ripped up, masculine, jacked, gay, 20-something, muscle dudes, in the flesh, real, right there?

LUCIEN said...

My 1st Black party brought me totally out of the shy shell (stand and model motif at the bars ) and I never looked back. They have their place done in blow out fun !
I actually made a dear friend of a real famous porn star who to this day keeps it tight via emails now after several years. I loved Black Party with a gang of close friends and blossomed there, all sans party candies too :-)

David Mason said...

20 somethings is awfully generous, Id say 40 somethings before i said 20 somethings. I say 30s most, 40s second 20s third in numbers.

gavin said...

I, too am envious of David's look, artistry and lifestyle.

Oh well, "dreamin' is free ..."

gavin said...

Yeah, the "20something" characterization is ridiculous.

Young ones can't afford the travel and tickets.

I don't envy the circuit parties. Way too conformist for me.

I'd rather just fuck these guys through Manhunt as usual, so neither of our friends have to witness that we hung out together.

We don't have much socially in common and I prefer different types of entertainment.

David Mason said...

I kinda got laid. I reunited with a dude ive been dating who was mad at me and wasnt speaking to me and he saw me and wrapped his arms around me and a tear came down his cheek and I MELTED! Im such a SUCKER for latin drama..i hate it!!!

Anonymous said...

Great review!

FYI - along with the smell of ROIDS that u are speaking of u r also smelling the drug coming out of the sweat glands (meth, GHB, K, etc) not a preety smell i might add.

Mathieu said...

Please don't make a habit - you're my poster child of the non circuit going fierce gays!

I have been to a few of these things over the years though, but I never get into it. Sure like you I can say I had fun, but I don't know, I could never put my finger on it until YOU said there was nothing fierce about it at all, and I think that summed it up.

I always have some bee in my bonnet with them, and I always go home after just one night. I mainly go out of peer pressure really...

But I agree that the guys and gogos are SEXY

Anonymous said...

Can circuit queens actually dance?

•No!

Does the music suck?

•YES!

I'm with the b-boys, waackers, voguers, and hip straight kids. far more fun, and I can feel the music!
The circuit is not my community!
I was schooled at the Hacienda and Shoom in the UK.