Friday, June 5, 2009

So I went to the Eagle tonight...and ended up HUNTING HUMANS!

I went to the Eagle and met Kurt Walters who did that FIERCE nagel portrait of me. It was fun the roof was open it was sorta sleazy and fetishy which was nice for a change but OF COURSE NEW YORK CITY SUCKS and it HAD to be RUINED somehow.
I get a taxi at the end of the block to go home. I live on 12th st and 12th street once it passes 7th skews at a weird angle so you would NEVER go from where the Eagle is to 12th st on like 9th ave because its WAAAAY further down then where it is at 7th, you would just take a left at 14th and go from there otherwise it takes a thousand times longer and there are like 5 traffic lights to cut through the village so OF COURSE the SHIT SUCKING PAKI BASTARD who comes from a culture where trying to fuck you over however possible is a QUALITY in a person takes the long way and goes through the crowded meat packing district which NOBODY would ever go through UNLESS you happened to be RUNNING A METER. So I ask him why he went this way he says , "look no lights"....there are like FIVE. So Im like no matter what I CANNOT tip out of principle. So I get home and I decide FOR SURE im using a credit card to fuck him over as much as possible and im NOT TIPPING because he fucked me over and already got MORE then his tip LITERALLY taking me for a ride. After I pay and get out the taxi he says "FUCKING FAGGOT" and speeds away... WELL BIG GAY IS NOT HAVING IT!!!!! So i decide to CHASE THE BITCH DOWN! So im now running in COMBAT BOOTS, remember I was at the eagle and it was "code" night so I had to wear them, he speeds around the corner, im still chasing him now on 6th avenue. He sees me of course and swerves around a car and RUNS THROUGH THE RED LIGHT on 13th and I am serving FULL TERMINATOR 2 REALNESS and theyre filming on 6th and 15th so THE CUNT IS FUCKED and I am ON HER ASS, Im actually surprised at how easy it was to catch up to him, so hes locked in traffic and I get to him and try to open his door which of course is long since LOCKED. I remebered I paid with a credit card so someone has my info so I cant smash his windows so I just stand there a SPIT ALL OVER HIS CAR, I spit on his windshield and I spit on his driver side window again and again and again to the point where I dont even have good FETISH LUGEYS anymore and its just frothy garbage, it was sorta a FIERCE FETISH MOMENT although I HATE that I have to do that, but I am a man of PRINCIPLE.
That cunt is lucky I wasnt on the mones cause if I was the window would been kicked in and I woulda punched her UGLY orange skinned, ashey eyed, yellow toothed, rat face in so hard they wouldnt recognize her to let her back into her PEST HOLE OF A "NATION"!!!
Im going to bed and I feel this is the universe telling me YET AGAIN that NYC BLOWS and I should just move back to LA. I HATE NY.
YES i know my rant is TOTALLY RASCIST but sorry I'll go there if someone does the same to me FIRST. Sorry, but you cant be a PAKI CAB DRIVER and call someone a FUCKING FAGGOT and not think Im going to point out the obvious fact that if we live in a world where if I'm a FUCKING FAGGOT then you in turn are THIRD WORLD SCUM. Its like Dorian Corey says "If youre a BLACK QUEEN and Im a BLACK QUEEN you cant call each other black queens thats not a read its just a FACT!" So YES I was being rascist but it was because he tried to skew the playing field and put himself in a SUPERIOR POSITION TO ME, after trying to fuck me over even?!, so I took it upon myself to level it and bring him back to the real world. Sorry but in my mind it had to be done. It was crazy and ugly yet completely logical in my mind.

37 comments:

altair drexel said...

i absolutely despise taking the cab in Manhattan...i LOVE your avenger tale though.

Anonymous said...

i know your gonna hate to hear this....but you were out of control and have some angry management issues. he insults your sexual orientation (which i don't agree with at all). but in turn you need to insult his ethnicity/race???? go running down the street like a crazed lunatic??? spitting on his window like a 4 year old??? think about it.....not sane, rational, right or humane. it has nothing to do with new york. it's you. you would be the same in la. mean, homophobic, hate mongers are everywhere. you can't escape them. you have to be the change you want to see. based on many of your entry this will go right over you head and you will reply with another caddy hateful comments. or possibly not post it at all....you, just like he were wrong. being mean to just get a laugh from more sad gaggling queens does not make you right. i hope you can learn from the experience and began to heal.

justin said...

true - but i just got in from going out to my upscale club here in LA only to find out as i was leaving that the doorman had beamed over the head with one of the rope stanchions and was out cold bleeding as the police helicopter showed up. it's really not related in any way but DRAMA GURL

Rob T. said...

You scared that bitch David! You did right. :-)

David Mason said...

Sorry anonymous but I was the victim of TWO CRIMES, first I was ROBBED of my cash and then I was called a FUCKING FAGGOT sorry but I was COMPLETELY in the right. I did NOTHING WRONG. I was TOTALLY TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF by a HUMAN TURD and went AFTER HIM for it. I have NO QUALMS about reading him for ANYTHING I CAN when someone comes for me out of the blue and ESPECIALLY after I pay them!!!! ?
Your opinion is a nice thought but if you lived in a city where EVERY SINGLE PERSON is trying their best to take a piece of you you would have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy also.
It would be nice if we lived in your world but we DO NOT and I WILL NOT stand for the abuse. Sorry but I did everything "right". I paid, was totally taken advantage of, and then called a FUCKING FAGGOT for standing up for myself. SORRY I was NOT IN THE WRONG AT ALL. Hes lucky I paid with a credit card so I knew better then to punch his disgusting face in!!!!

Erik said...

I´m totally with you. If you hadn´t done anything, you would have gone home feeling taken advantage of and verbally abused on top of that - and now, instead, you have the satisfaction of knowing that if someone tries to step all over you there are consequences. Damn I wish I´d seen you chase him down wearing Eagle gear, that must have been quite a show ;)

David Mason said...

I had on slick it up jeans under my track pants, it wasnt much of a look really.

Sue said...

No one should put up with verbal abuse from any one. Zero tolerance is the way to go. You let him know that you were not pleased with his abuse without harming him or his property. More power to you!

youreviltwin said...

"be the change you want to see..."
STFU, you fucking bumper sticker retard asshole posting ANONYMOUSLY, like a BITCH. and caddy is somebody that carries golfclubs, FYI. go back to sarah fucking lawrence, douche.

youreviltwin said...

i mean, it's one thing to gouge somebody- it's another thing to gouge somebody, and then call them FAGGOT to their face AFTER you've gouged them. FUCK THAT. somebody calls me faggot, and it's on. fuck that visualize world peace bullshit. visualize me setting your body on fire in front of your crying mother.

Anonymous said...

I have lived in NYC for 25 yrs. and have regularly taken cabs for all 25. Sometimes cab drivers of all races and colors just happen to turn down the wrong street. Sometimes they do this with no malice, no money grubbing plans, no hatred, just an error in judgement. I think you need help. A warped perception of the events around you is your problem not the events.

That said you are very talented, intelligent and have a great take on the world around you but should give yourself a break and seek some help.

When I read your Blog and then read Erik Rhodes
I see many similarities in two guys struggling to understand heavy identity issues in much the same way.

At The House of Vader said...

If a shit face Paki cabi can get you into that much of a rage about hating NYC, then yeah, you need to go. That's not cool. Those of us here will miss you. When are you leaving?

Kevin said...

You could have made a lot more friends with that spit at Eagle. You didn't really explain how it all ended. Did you just run out of spit? Did he pull away? Did he turn on his windshield wipers? Did all of the spit wind up on the car? Or did some of it land on your chest? That always happens to me when I try to spit. Maybe you can moonlight as a squeegee person. I imagine there were bystanders. Were you a little embarassed to walk home after such a public display? Maybe it was all a steroids flashback. What's keeping you in NYC if you hate it so much? So many questions...

Avenjer said...

"Instigating a fight" I believe is the police termanology for what the cabbie did---you can't go around saying whatever/starting shit and then expect nothing to happen. This isn't high school where the teacher doesn't care who started the fight, this is real life and when someone uses "fighting words" then it's ok to respond/fight back. This bitch cabbie thought he could do a hit and run and get away with it. Instead he's locking doors, running red lights (his choice) and having a panic attack over a fight he started. Cunty will think twice before he does this again. He's lucky you didn't get his name or cab number, and showed up with the cops at his work. Good on ya Dave.

Rob T. said...

David, you were in the right all the way last night, & what you wear anytime has nothing to do with it. Whoever that cabbie was has no business on the streets of New York. And calling you a FUCKING FAGGOT after you got out was cowardly beyond belief. I'm so glad you hunted this bitch down! As a result you may save a brother such language next time. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Anonymous #1 was right. You had to do something when you were treated that way, but there is such a thing as a right way and a wrong way to react.

You are more immature than racist, I would say.

Dan Halm said...

David,

I hoped to come this morning and see a conversation about Iggy or Hardware, and was saddened to read about how your night ended - funny how one asshole can ruin what was a fun night. I hope you are able to put this behind you quickly.

Dan

Anonymous said...

I laughed at "Terminator realness," that is classic.

Kurt Walters said...

Alright ladies listen.. all's you woulda' needed to do is get her damn MEDALLION NUMBER and call 311 while still sitting in the back seat or whenever the 'fucking faggot' comment was made...

I've done it 3x's now, and twice I actually showed up at a 'hearing' in front of a judge at the Transportation blah blah Headquarters downtown..

Once a driver refused to take me to Bk'lyn Hts after picking me and a friend up in front of the Met Museum, would have been a great fare for him as he dropped my bud. off in the village 1st.

Bitch was fined $200.. awwwww

Anonymous said...

David...poor Anonymous....she is so righteous....I guess she is one of those people who love thy neighbor after they get shit on. You did good. The problem with a lot of people, they think they can just crap all over you and get away with it. With your actions, maybe that asshole will think twice about taking advantage of of someone else....Joe

Muscled Dad said...

Another option for a "come back" is to refuse to pay the charge...challenge it when your statement comes. Just a thought.

Jayzsun1 said...

David I completely stand behind you. Thank you for standing up for those of us who can't. We shouldn't have to take it...and thanks to you maybe this cabbie will think twice next time before opening his mouth. I mean he is an employee and you are a customer. In any other job if an employee spoke to a customer like that he'd be fired. Why shouldn't it be the same for cabbies? Once again, good for you for standing up for yourself. I'm proud to call you scary ass motherfucker! :)

Race said...

I doubt that driver will do that again! You may have overreacted, but you stood your ground. He may have labeled you as a fucking faggot but he found out that doesn't mean sissy. He's in the service industry, and he needs to learn to treat people with respect. On a lighter note, I would have loved to see the scene of all 6'4" of you going rambo and chasing a cab through the streets. And they blame roid rage on everything? Blame the "instigator" instead. It's more like roid "reaction."

Anonymous said...

You mean to tell me you don't have A DRIVER/LIMO SERVICE?!?!!? A BIG fashionista-super hero like you?? I am shocked and dismayed. Here, reading this blog and knowing your incredible talent, I thought your life was the next chapter of "Sex and the City" but no?!?!

Truthfully, intellect beats muscle power every time stud. You can beat the crap out of the dude or you can simply screw him over by taking the issue to the city, denying the credit charge and taking your story to all the NYC papers generating BAD PR for cab drivers everywhere in order to teach them a valuable lesson about RESPECT if they want to get paid. Money talks : )

-G

Stan said...

NYC has become one big fucking rip off! Only the fucking rich can afford to live there now. From cab drivers ripping you off to the high prices and asshole landlords. They and Bloomberg can shove it!

Benoît Prévot said...

He would have received my fist in the face !!!! Bravo David, we don't have to be only victims!!!

Anonymous said...

YAY DAVID!! I am soooo loving the visual I'm getting from this story. This makes me smile because of the VERY MANY times I've wanted to chase some homophobic scumbag down and scare the shit out of him. AND the myriad asshole shady NYC cab drivers that have made me want to get violent over the years, like the one who gave me my change in COUNTERFEIT BILLS! I love you running after a moving vehicle and fucking CATCHING IT!!!?! Ugh, I'm dying laughing. This story has MADE MY DAY.

Anonymous said...

many of of you are clearly damaged angry people. and trust me i know as i have been there. violence does not work as a long term result. period. if you think by chasing that taxi down. spitting on his window. is going to keep him from call the next homosexual a faggot you are delusional. it how now only incited more anger and rage within him against a community of people he probably knows nothing about. but this type of behavior will not give him a better image of us. david i know you feel violated and as a result are anger. it is a normal human reaction. but you were not right in your approach. no one is saying to allow people to berate and insult you but you are now no better than he is. it's a vicious, ugly cycle clearly with no end. i am truly sorry this happened to you. and it is appalling. but your behavior was equally appalling. and until you get clarity these kinds of things will continue to happen to you. you lost control and allow a person you don't even like dictate your actions. sort of sad--meaning your repsonse, not you as a person.

Anonymous said...

youreviltwin.....your name says it all. and you are criticizing anonymous #1 for quote "posting anonymously like a bitch" i don't see your full name here miss thing. pots should not call kettles black. come correct or shut the fuck up bitch #2.

david sorry this happened to you. but crazy and crazy are never gonna get anywhere but crazy. and if that's what you want then you did the right thing. otherwise........

swine said...

Dave, you're in dreamland if you think LA isn't a shithole too. Think about letting go of the anger in a more healthy way cuz you could have gotten yourself into a big heap of trouble if you did anymore than spit on that moron's cab. It ain't worth it! Maybe you need to ease up on the roids? Anger is not a good thing -- it's draining & exhausting. I'm also not so comfy with your racist spewing. You didn't like being called a faggot and yet your'e OK calling the cabbie a Paki whatever. Doesn't that put you on his level?

FAGinlove said...

me, i admire the fact u live life 150%.... personally I don't mind being called a fag by friends, but being abused by a taxi driver would give me a reaction.

You should leave NY. You went to the Eagle and came home alone!!!

Anonymous said...

david, i'm not gonna sit here & tell you what you did was right or wrong like some of these other hoes, because...

a) you didn't ask for a second opinion
b) it's not gonna change what went down
c) you're a big boy and can do what the fuck you want
d) i honestly don't know how i would have reacted if i was in your position. but i do know i woulda been PISSSSED.

i AM gonna ask you to take care of yourself though, boo, because you're WAY too sexy & talented to be in a place you're not happy with (internal or external, whatever the case may be, no shade). anyway, it's over, don't sweat it, and good luck with whatever you decide to do, you fucking stud.

oh and on a lighter note: "TERMINATOR 2 REALNESS!!" hahaha thank you for that!!

youreviltwin said...

yeah, but since i'm posting under my account, you can click on my handle, which will direct you to my blog, which has my picture and my name on it, if you want to bother looking for it. my account on blogger is affiliated with my email account, etc. trolling other people's blogs under a non-account annonymous and dispensing bogus insight is weak. is that why you read this blog? to save dave mason's soul? please. and "tough love" anonymous talked shit about EVERYBODY that reads this blog, did anybody else notice that? "being mean to just get a laugh from more sad gaggling queens" in one breath when you're prescribing the high road in another. whatever.

i will give you a concession, though- i shouldn't have lashed out like that on somebody else's blog, even if i was in agreement.

LUCIEN said...

Applause from the groundlings section Dave. I have lived in NYC - and you have avenged us all very much Bravo and Bravo - that was revenge for all of us

Brian Kenny said...

I'm loving imagining you in combat boot and track pants angrily spitting all over a cab. It feels cathartic somehow...

Al the endless comments remind me of all the endless comments I received from video I posted on youtube a few years ago and let me tell you, nothing fires up people more than something about racism. In my video, I just put on a durag. I made the piece because I simply think durags are sexy, but everyone loves to go on and on and on about the racial implications of a white boy doing something 'black'. Half the comments supported my wigger behavior and the other half just cant stand it.

gavin said...

I have done the same thing on Xbox Live — calling people who fag-bash "nigger" or "spic" in return.

It's wrong. I usually just report the user for harassment.

I would have reported your cab driver to the company manager and told them I was going to boycott their service from now on.

QUESTION: Do you guys believe in "Steroid Rage?"

gavin said...

"You mean to tell me you don't have A DRIVER/LIMO SERVICE?!?!!?"

I personally volunteer to carry Dave around town on my shoulders in an authentic Roman litter with a bunch of other shirtless musclemen!