Sunday, July 19, 2009

Economic turnaround or am I just trying to fill a void in my life with a tonic of NIGHT CREMES and BLUEBERRY SODA?!





I dunno if its a sign of the economy getting better or a sign that I have a hole in my SOUL and Im trying to fill it with MERCHANDISE but I decided not to go out anywhere this weekend and just BUY SHIT like crazy. I am NOT rich mind you, I just have no debt and figured what the hell. This weekend I bought a pair of Mugler pants and this Russian figurine of a lion holding up a bunny on ebay, I supported my local businesses and bought a pair of these polo sunglasses that are the closest thing I could find to these CANAL STREET KNOCK OFFS I bought years ago that fit me really well ( this COW needs a WIDE FULL SHEILD TYPE LENS for its KOREANESQUE MOON HEAD). Then I had a FETISH MOMENT and went online to OTOMIX.com ( YES OTOMIX that UBER CHEESY bodybuilder clothing company from the 80s) and bought FAT WHITE HIGH TOPS and a STRING TANK TOP?!... ROIDTARD REALNESS! I dont think I have the nerve to wear it on the street, maybe the sneakers, but I WILL be wearing it in the bedroom, for me bodybuilder get ups are like TRASHY LINGERIE! Then I went to the drugstore and the vitamin shop and bought ridiculous products like EYEBRIGHT which is some vitamin that suppossedly makes your eyes all bright and pretty and some RASPBERRY CALMING DRINK, then at the drug store I bought "expensive" moisturizers (one for my house and another for my gym bag aka PURSE), BLUEBERRY SODA, and this pineapple water that had very cool packaging where it looks like a can on top but then its totally clear on the bottom. Im a total sucker for cool packaging or moisturizers that say ANTI -OXIDANT or AGE REVERSE on them!!! As I said before in my private moments I enjoy saying " anti-oxidant ..AGE REVERSE" in a crazy "FORMER BEAUTY" voice ( it kinda sounds like the lady whos playing a fake Jackie Collins in the movie TROOP BEVERLY HILLS).. Call me crazy but I think that stuff WORKS?! I even got asked if I was 24 or 27 today?!?! ( That is 30% YOUNGER then my actual age!) ... Can you tell Im hoping to get a mens moisturizer commercial?.... ok I ll be honest Im really hoping to get a WOMANS moisturizer commercial!?!... Just kidding...not really.
Anyways, Who knows what it all means BUT I had a nice weekend shopping and working out so WHO CARES... I DONT QUESTION HAPPY. Ever since that new gym opened I havent not worked out because I honestly get excited to go lift there every day :)

6 comments:

✚ ◐▲▲ said...

oh fuck...those hi-tops....i'm wet.

David Mason said...

No shit right?

Sue said...

Hmm. You're not going to model it for us...

Black Nyx said...

If you're looking for a new night creme you should totally try NeoStrata. It's a lotion with alpha-hydroxy acid in it. Put it on before you go to bed and you wake up with brand new skin. I love this shit. I totally want a vat of it in my bathroom so I can just dip myself in it once a day.

NSFW said...

Otomix makes some damn hot playgear... and definitely not to be sported outside of a haunted gym.
Tho I'm sure you'd even be able to rock L.A. Gear if you absolutely had to.

gavin said...

It looks like the Cheshire Cat is deep-throating that soda can in the first pic.