Tuesday, July 21, 2009

I did something Ive never done before.


I ordered a DOMINOS PIZZA. It was ACTUALLY TASTEY?!?! Id say better then any other pizza I've had in New York even. This sounds SOOOO GROSS, but it was the California bacon chicken ranch and I thought it was delicious, it has GOT TO BE MADE OF PURE SKANK, but it was good and I think I will do it again!!! Has anyone else ever ordered from Dominos online? They do this live countdown thing where its like this blinking meter that says " LaRonda is preparing your pizza" then 3 minutes late it says " Enrique is baking your pizza" then it says " Carlos is secretly masturbating all over your pizza."

15 comments:

At The House of Vader said...

I once had a hook up with a Chelsea muscle queen, at his place, 23rd St. I got there, saw way too much product in his bathroom, a big gold-leafed piggy bank, a set of inverted antlers made into candle sticks, and recycling (muscle milk containers) was waiting to be taken out in Geoffrey bags. It was a total dick kill. And then he said, "I'm starving, man, do you wanna order Dominos?" It completely and totally redeemed him from consumer-faggot-helldom, and we then went on to have five incredibly hot sex sessions. Dominos made it possible.

Anonymous said...

I was appalled to see that you ordered a Domino's pizza. The owner of Domino's is very Catholic and anti-gay. The last I heard he was building a Catholic community and to buy a house and live there you had to buy into the teachings of the Catholic Church - lock, stock and barrel.
To buy a Domino's pizza, I feel is supporting an anti-gay agenda. There are certainly enough other pizza parlors in the world that we don't have to financially support such a person.
(As an aside, when I was in college at Michigan State University back in the late 60's, Domino's was the local pizza chain. They certainly have grown. Their pizzas were delicious then but the last time I tasted some several years ago, it was horrible.)

David Mason said...

Appalled...really ? I have never even heard of Dominos being anti gay. Ive seen plenty of media about other companies but never Dominos. I think appalled might be a tad extreme... If its true I wont buy from them.

Jim said...

I recently had one of their pasta in breadbowl deals...delicious! It's fun food every now and again :-)

Anonymous said...

Dave it is true about the founder of Domino's being very Catholic and anti-GLBT. I don't know if he is still the owner/on the board of directors though or if the corporate office has any sort of HR policy to say they don't discriminate. I get Dominos sometimes too when it is more convenient though my personal favorite of the "chain pizza" is East of Chicago!

-G

Jay said...

My partner has an obsession with that status bar when we order Domino's. Bears love that status bar. Bears love food, and the status bar means your wheel of gross is that much closer to being in your gut.

I had that pizza. It was good at the time, but then made me want to die.

Appalled Guy - someone said that about Coors Light as well...is this true? Can we get some documentation or is this some Urban Legend he's clawing at the door of my car while we fuck bullshit?

zachary said...

i go for pizza hut but they usually don't have a masturbation notification =*(

NSFW said...

I never understood why Ray's had such a great reputation.

brando said...

Why were all of the workers you named in your post minorities queen?!?!?! hahahaha! Don't answer that. :-)

David Mason said...

Omg, the names were all minorities because THOSE WERE THE ACTUAL NAMES!!!! I live in NEW YORK CITY gurl, its not gonna be BECKY and TODD making your pizza.

David Mason said...

Oh and RAYS.... I KNOW?! RAYS is GROSS. Rays is one of those " Isnt NEW YORK GREAT... and if you dont go along with us your not a new yorker BULLSHIT MOMENTS" Its the same as Grays papaya, Magnolia Bakery, Rays... THEY ALL SUCK and are supposed to be the BESt and NY ICONS when theyre ALL are the same thing, CHEAP AND SALTY AND OILY.. Just fucking garbage, that rays pizza is the most skank government cheese... I live right near it and see it every day...garbagio.

Joel said...

The founder of Dominos, who has since sold the company for major coin,is a bigtime Catholic hardliner. He's founded a Catholic University (Ave Maria) and accompanying town of the same name in south west Florida. The real estate bust has hurt that project quite a bit. But since "Ratz", the current pope, is a former Hitler Youth what can one expect?

MikeyG said...

hey kids, it's fucking PIZZA!!!

Get over it and have a slice! :-P

Anonymous said...

Here is an article, from less than a year ago, that discusses the connections between the founder of Domino's Pizza and some of the right-wing causes he has supported:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/category/individuals/tom-monaghan

Anonymous said...

I ordered a dominos pizza once a long time ago and a few moths were baked into my pizze (apparently the ovens attract them!? WTF) they said they were going to send another over and give me my money back... never ate there again!