Friday, July 31, 2009

Oh no she DIH-INT?!?!


I am pretty sure I saw this dude in Madrid when I was there because I saw TWO guys working Francys head tattoo. Now I give the kid credit for NERVE because we all knew it was only a matter of time because its actually a GOOD IDEA, simply because it actually looks good and sexy BUT if youre going to do it, DO IT RIGHT. I mean how can he walk around with that KOREAN KNOCK OFF version of Francys head when there are 400,000 photos of Francys and it looks SO MUCH BETTER?!. I mean he doesnt even have the FADE?!, which is SUPER IMPORTANT, and that line in the front was clearly drawn by Katherine Hepburn!?!

14 comments:

Sue said...

It looks like magic marker to me.

Anonymous said...

Dear David,

Boy, does this take me back.

I used to have the most unruly muff. It was more of a briar patch really, with thorns and rattlesnakes living up in there.

So I went for a Brazilian with a coupon that came in some gift bag from one of Rosie's "Save-the-Children" fundraisers - I've always been a little cheap on personal grooming.

Needless to say, there is no such thing as a free bikini wax. What you save in money, they take out in hair and hide.

Well, I could not be seen walking around with my peach looking like a bloody nectarine, so I had the craft department come up with a box of Sharpies (corporate plug!) and doodle that shit back.


You can imagine how embarrassing the cavity search was during my unfortunate incarceration.

Sincerely,
Martha Stewart

witomski said...

It looks like crap to me. Leave that cut to the professionals to sport!

NSFW said...

...if we're gonna have to wallow into the recent Givencheesiness of ripping-off Frankie's skull then perhaps it'd have to be the boney handywork of Audrey Hepburn.

Anonymous said...

Its paint, and its meant to be funny send up, as in Ive done a mock up of that silly head tattoo that the porn guy has.

David Mason said...

Thats so obviously not paint, you can see the tattoo ink variation, and remember i saw this guy in Spain, its real.

zachary said...

yikes

AND ~*~GAG~*~ at those good charlotte bird tats

At The House of Vader said...

MARTHA STEWART!!!! WELCOME BACK!!! PLEASE STAY!!! YOU=MAD LOL!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Very funny you posting this because about two weeks ago I saw a (straight) guy at my gym with a Francoisesque "hair stubble" tattoo. When I saw it, I think my jaw actually dropped because of how BAD it was. WAAAY worse than what I am seeing in this pic. The lines were TERRIBLE and the tat artist tried to do something with the ink to make it, like, more 'stubbly', as in actual little tiny dots. UGH. It was so bad that I actually was embarrassed on his behalf -- like it made me uncomfortable to even look, and I know everywhere he goes people are having the exact same reaction. I shit you not, two deaf queens who are always there together were signing in horror RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM, and it was VERY CLEAR what they were signing about with the pointing at his head and the one guy making a HAND TATTOO GUN and running it across his scalp with a look of total disgust on his face. The worst was that because black tattoo ink isn't actually black on the skin, but blue, it was sooo bright and terrible because the guy was a fair-skinned, super-pasty whitey (like us) which made the color not even close to black (as opposed to a darker skinned guy like Francois), but Bic ink pen blue! Poor guy.

gavin said...

I think Francois would look much hotter without the head tattoo.

There, I said it.

I'm not saying he isn't extremely hot.

But doesn't Francois himself now regret ever getting it?

waltpaper said...

well....I would have liked to see him try to match his own hair color with the tattoo ink.....he could have one upped Franny by doing his gig, but the dark blonde version....

Anonymous said...

I'm sure it's real, but it looks like someone colored his head with a ballpoint pen in the photo. Yuck.

Anonymous said...

Guys, it's Fran├žois - Come on we're Faggots with a capital F!

Good news for this guy is if he wants to eat my butt hole out for 300 nights then I can fix his "Don't"
Fade, Hairline and Saturation of Color!

The Devil Is In The Attention To Detail- Learn From Other's Mistakes.

David- You should've schooled this misguided child! That was you 10 years ago! How soon we forget... LOL

gavin said...

Forget I ever dissed the trend.

If getting a half-assed knockoff of Francois's head tattoo earns you 300 nights of eating out his butthole, I'M DEFINITELY GETTING ONE!