Friday, July 17, 2009

Product review: Titan cookie bar

Imagine if someone came up to you and said " I just invented THE CHEWY OREO!?!" of course youd say "IMPOSSIBLE!" and THEN they said to you, " It also happens to have 30 grams of PROTEIN and you can eat it and grow muscle?!"... Well that my friend is the new TITAN bar. Its my NEW FAV and is chewy and has the best texture ever with these soft crumbs on top. its like eating CHEWY OREEO FILLING MADE OF PROTEIN?!?!!... YUMMERS!!!


Anonymous said...

Dear David,

What with all your recent travels, it's been awhile since we've seen the inside of your lair. I am sad to report the persistence of the unmade bed still clearly visible even in the dark lighting.

You have such a keen eye for detail when you chose to focus it. Just pretend you're art directing a photoshoot with a couple of muscle sluts while you're tucking those hospital corners and you'll be done before you know it.

Here's a helpful link to refresh your skills:

An unmade bed is the devil's workshop.

Martha Stewart

David Mason said...

I dont like a tightly made bed, I always just rip the sheets out of the bottom, and if an unmade bed is the devils workshop then I have no plans in making it any time soon.

Race said...

I need a protein bar replacement for my RockinRolls that I can't find anymore. A lot of fat on your Titan? Hmmm...perhaps a bad choice of words....

Race said...

I'm with you. I hate tucked in beds (in squishes my feet) and an unmade bed is more inviting--even sexier? It's so "bachelor" and "free"

TAG said...

Dave lets see you with a big wide open lips and taking it all down with one big LONG swallow