Thursday, August 27, 2009

Creature that is MORE FIERCE than YOU of the day : Bib Fortuna... the ORIGINAL TRANNY MINION!!




Bib fortuna is FIERCE... Serving you fingernails and DAVID BOWIE TEETH?!?! Werk.... I TOTALLY get why Jabba had him as his right hand tranny. I mean cmon.. When youre REALLY powerful having the freakiest right hand man possible is the way to go. It says " Im so powerful I can make up my own rules, and in my world what you consider disturbing I consider lovely, and youre in my world now...so deal with youre world being turned upside." like Max Zorin and Mayday in View to a Kill or Sylvester Stallone and his MOM... Grace and Bib actually sorta work a similar look.....

7 comments:

Joel said...

He looks like the inspiration for the Japanese Saline facial injections.

the mrs said...

omg- the similarity is uncanny. I still contend A View to a Kill is the superior film though. Star Wars doesn't have Tanya Roberts in it, therefore it can't be good.

Martha Stewart said...

Dear David,

It looks by his forehead that Bib's into the Japanese saline thing.

Sincerely,
Martha Stewart

witomski said...

Dave...I can't stand your fuck'n Blog any longer....you make me crazy....forget fuck'n Antoine Vaillant...YOU'RE too fuck'n cute!!!...Joe

youreviltwin said...

wow, you can work grace jones into ANY conversation- it just doesn't matter where you start!

Ben said...

Fierce or not, he still fell for those jedi mind tricks pretty easily. Too much time grooming his head tentacle & not enough training his mind, if you ax me.

David Mason said...

True but hes not a hutt so you cant blame him. I mean the look is FIERCE!?! Its very 80s japan inspired chic. Like very art house.