Saturday, August 29, 2009

Fetish Kookery of the day: ANOTHER dude into KILLER WHALE FETISH?! WOW?! who knew?!





See I saw the first killer whale suit dude (pictured directly above- hes a different dude then the guy in the mask above him) and thought AWESOME, Someone is really going for it and just getting into their own private fetish kookery?! HURRAY for them, and I mean it. If we all could own our fetish kookery the world would be a better place.. but I also thought "How in the hell do you get someone into your ORCA FETISH?!" I mean Im into sleazy swarthy tops as you very well know if you read this blog and I have a REALLY hard time finding ANYONE greasy enough with the right attitude, but its NOTHING in comparison to being hot for PREDATORY SEA MAMMALS?!?! And look here we have ANOTHER person into them?! Thank god for the internet! I wonder if theyd be into each other or theyd be like " Oh hes really weird , he likes full body stuff, and Im normal because im into wearing suits with my orca head." or would they be CHUMS?! get it CHUMS...OOOF actually thats more of a SHARK PUN...but I had to say it...Its the morning for me and its all I could think of for now as far as dorky puns relating to FETISH and SEA LIFE is concerned..

4 comments:

NSFW said...

seems like a Killer aqua slick suit can't be far off surfacing on SIU's horizon... tho placement of the blowhole would be strategic.

(and heaps of thanks for the thumb's-up linkage! much appreciated, esp coming from my fave!)

Tom Gaylord said...

lol that's hilarious!

Anonymous said...

I just want him to tie me up and leave me kelpless?

David Mason said...

That ones good!?!