Monday, August 10, 2009

Fetish Kookery of the day: That DAMN euro Nike...




I dont wanna complain and maybe the Julia chlid posting below put me in a nasty mood but ... Dear Europa.... Please get over your "Euro Nike". I know Nikes are like 180.00 there and you have a very limited supply and they just keep giving you this sneaker year after year after year but if you stopped buying it, theyd stop selling it, and yes I know they dont play basketball in the FATHERLAND but I have seen several dudes there who managed to find a good high top. In fact it OFTEN seems like the dudes who give off the best ALL AMERICAN JOCK FETISH LOOK are usually NOT AMERICAN?! So SOME of you guys are getting it right.. BUT.. That squiggled shoe is just not FETISCHE, its just not dude like AT ALL, if youre going for American jock fetish, and if youre buying Nikes you are by proxy, its ALL WRONG and they TRICKED YOU. These three pics were taken from three different profiles, I just wanted to show how prevalent this sneaker is, if i needed to I could find 1000 photos of eurodudes busting this sneaker. Im not a sneaker fetishist but I do like them and can bust a good look and Im telling you if I had to wear this sneaker I'd feel like a TOTAL DORK. Its not even that the sneaker its self is so bad, its actually kina fine, its just that its like so clearly the sneaker THEY GAVE YOU BECAUSE IT DIDNT SELL HERE and I just feel bad when I see you dudes trying to bust it for a jock look. Its sorta like when you guys say "horny" as an ADJECTIVE...its not an ADJECTIVE... STOP USING IT THAT WAY it makes you look like a E.S.L DORK... DO NOT TELL ME "HORNY Nikes Mate" someone over there just SPREAD AROUND the misuse of the term HORNY and now youre all saying it wrong....
Ok I apologize for complaining and everyone is entitled to their own opinion and i dont believe in knocking someones fetish, even though I just did..sorry. but I mean well I just felt I needed to let you guys know...and I apologize for yelling at my own kind when Im really made at Julia Childs and any heterosexual for that matter for talking shit about us... but just give another sneaker some consideration and stop misusing "horny"...makes me bonkers.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

TOTALLY AGREE!

Anonymous said...

Totes agree about the horny as an adjective. So annoying.

David Mason said...

Thank you !:) Horny as adjective makes me have to bite my tongue because when someone says it I just wanna yell " PLEASE STOP SAYING IT THAT WAY?!?!?!?!?!"

Anonymous said...

Damn, those are some horny sneakers - makes me wanna get into my sports kit, smile, laugh, and have a sexy time, mate. Cheers!(Euros also don't get that you're supposed to be angry when you have fetish sex).