Thursday, August 27, 2009

I finally got to see this boring video I was in as a baby gay thanks to Youtube.... Not that you can even see me in it.

I was a baby gay in a Morrissey video... Im the tall one in the flight jacket who picks the guy up in the beginning. Its all blurry, you barely see me. I dunno what he was thinking picking me to be a skin head. I so couldnt pull it off. Click HERE to see it. I remember them saying look tough and me saying "Grace Jones is my version of tough." and them rolling there eyes that they had cast a 21 year old GAY as a skin head. It wasnt my fault I did NOTHING in the "go see" that said "I can pull off skin head". Ive only thrown a punch once in my life, at GLEN BENNER, in 10th grade and he squeeled WEIRDLY when my fist connected with his eye and I stopped because it FREAKED ME OUT. It was like PRIS in Bladerunner, but not as fierce, because Glen though tall and skinny was NO Darryl Hanna doing backflips in a bodysuit with spray paint make up. Maybe if he was he wouldnt have been SOCKED IN THE EYE.

9 comments:

the mrs said...

I really think you captured the inner angst of a homophobic skinhead struggling with his inner sexual desire and longings brought on by Morrisey's mournful celtic moans.

And love the cameo by a chubby Lori Petty!

youreviltwin said...

you were in A MORRISSEY VIDEO?

zomg, i love morrissey, why didn't you MENTION THIS SOONER?!

i'm actually really impressed by this.

youreviltwin said...

and i know that alma matters and the album maladjusted itself is supposed to be the morrissey career LOW POINT but i respectfully DISAGREE- kill uncle was like it was written by a different person. maladjusted totally has it's moments and i really like it. i mean, it's no vauxhall and i or anything, but what is? my friend april used to say that there were two kinds of fags- smiths/morrissey fags, and cure fags, and while my body may be reminiscent of FAT BOB robert smith of the cure, my heart belongs (in equal parts) to morrissey and johnny marr!

PS- you will NEVER see a more PSYCHOTIC CROWD then if you go to a morrissey concert. it's EXTRA scary, because EVERYBODY THERE LOOKS EXACTLY ALIKE, like a madonna concert in 1986.

youreviltwin said...

and BY THE WAY, how TIMELY that you should post a link to a video of morrissey SUGGESTIVELY EATING BAGELS for breakfast after your diatribe on plump, bagel-ish buttholes?!

David Mason said...

Its funny that Morrissey fans ARE REAL FANS, someone else wrote and genuinely HAD TO KNOW every detail of the goings on of this video....

Anonymous said...

Really David, this is the kind of toss-away info you fess up to IN YOUR VERY FIRST BLOG ENTRY EVER?! you obviously have NO appreciation of the bragging rights you are entitled to and therefore DO NOT DESERVE THEM!!?

youreviltwin said...

my friend april and me used to play "morrissey charades" on the bus... the smiths/moz canon is EXTENSIVE and the song titles are really... um... singular? try miming "hairdresser on fire" on public transit sometime- you won't be disappointed!

Sue said...

You killed in that role! I have to agree with 'the mrs', in just the few seconds, you captured the entire persona of your character! I think you missed your calling David.

fang said...

rofl! that write-up had me holding my sides it was so funny. you crack me up Boss - oh, and oyu looked HAWT in that video to this pup! (who loves skinheads in MA1's in a BIG way!) ;)