Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I need a bigger apt.... What one of you closet sneaker freaks wants my high tops?






My studio apt has reach terminal capacity. I try and do my best to keep it very organized, and you have to when you live in such a tiny space, but I just have NO MORE ROOM. I dont even have room for PANTS...and pants are THIN?! Between the taxidermy exotic birds, statuary, tibetan ceremonial armor, and portraiture my place has turned into the ADAMS FAMILY STUDIO APARTMENT. I actually dont even wanna hook up here anymore because I know if I was the poor dude who came here I would just spend all my time trying to figure out what the hell the person does for living and why theyre so weird/gay/creepy/fierce/and what kind of audience are they styling this apartment for...anyways. If I had a larger place all this stuff would be really nice and appropriate etc, but in this tiny place it sorta feels more like a prop house then a classy joint with a cool selection of eclectica...
So anyways I need to get rid of some of my high tops, I have a bunch of them and theyre taking up too much space and I bought new ones and need the space. I feel weird about throwing them out because theyre vintage Air Force 2 , size 12, and theyre kinda HOT. I just need the space from them. If one of you guys wants them, hit me up asap and if you just pay for the shipping i'll send them to you and NO you cant come pick them up you CREEP!? If nobody hits me up soon enough i'll just put them on the street and the crabby homeless guy who always takes my other sneakers will wear them, but to be honest, I JUST DONT LIKE THAT GUY and would rather give them to someone who appreciates a good high top whether on their FEET or in their MOUTH, I dont really care. I also have a pair of monster shox that need to go..... Any of you out there would do well with them, theyre hot and give you good dude points but I just need the space so....
ps. NO... I do not have a MAUVE wall in my apt, its just what the taxidermist shot them against.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

As a former Nike manager this brings back such bad memories, UGH!

Gay Gargantua you made up for it by gracing us with your presence sans shirt, LOVE the fur on the chest :) I haven't had sex (other than my usual cam shows, lol) since May, you can imagine the thoughts running through my head right now!

Gotsta run, looking for that damn video from IML so I can see your ass again for target practice....

-G

quien es marcos said...

what size is 12? im a 45-46 in my country (argentina) but I bet that paying just for shipping will be waaay more cheap than buying it here.
plus they look good

witomski said...

Dave...take it from me....if you had a bigger place, you would just fill it up with more crap...actually your place looks very intriguing. And don't you just know that one of your "shrimp queen" readers are going to take you up on your most generous offer just for the opportunity for a cheap sniff! I love it....Joe

Sue said...

Hmm... Are you looking to get rid of any of those exotic birds???? I might know someone who would be VERY interested. [me]

Davee! said...

Ooo damn... I *dream* about your hightops... what do I gotta do to get em?

Lucien said...

Hey Don't knock MAUVE wall color - it was the most favorite color of the last Her Royal HIGHNESS CZARINA of Russian and she had it covering every thing in her bedroom...maybe you are related to Russian royalty

Anonymous said...

I love that you're giving these away...
; )
~N

David Mason said...

No Sue The birds are going anywhere, they cost a fortune.

David Mason said...

12 is a 46 :)

David Mason said...

I just realized someone had paid for the shipping on them an hour within posting :) Sorry guys theyre gone.

NSFW said...

Shox on a guy gets me so hard.

trogon13 said...

I want your Paradise Tanager!

ᒣ ᒪ said...

how the hell did i miss this??