Thursday, August 27, 2009

Meet my new BF his name is BREAD FACE and I love him.


I am officially the GROSSEST SLOB OF A COW ever?!?!?! I just pulled my comforter back to make my bed ( yes I know its almost 1 p.m ) only to reveal a LOAF OF BREAD was in it AND a tub of OLIVIO olive oil fake butter?!?!?!? Omg the midnight carb raids MUST STOP!?!?! I cant help it I LOVE CARBS SO MUCH... If I could eat them all day I would. My name may as well be KATHY. The worst part is after I saw them laying theyre in my bed like the hook up that wont go away, I got hungry and wanted some more?!?! Im now officially dating bread face because he not only RISES to the occasion, but he FILLS ME UP. He is welcome to spend the night with me whenever he likes, I like it when hes BOSSY and makes me swallow entire thing.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!

-G

the mrs said...

I think we are in love with the same man. This is just like She-Devil and I've been married to Bread-Man for years, then you come along with your fanciness and riches and steal him away. Well, you'll pay for it in the end, YOU'LL PAY!

Eric Arvin said...

Oh my god! Too funny!

Anonymous said...

Oh, Kathy, you're too much!! What's better is that he has a lot of DOUGH, and you totally KNEAD him!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

David Mason said...

AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

DUDE! You fuckin kill me everytime with your antics! Tony from Upstate

Anonymous said...

Kathy Debbie Tammy

~N

Sue said...

Won't the cake man be jealous?