Tuesday, August 4, 2009

New terminology for you: "Going Clydesdale pussy"






This weekend I was getting banged by the dude im kinda-sorta-almost-dating-ISH for like the fourth time in less then 12 hours and in doing this I was able to sort of get into a state of zen after a while and this term just came to me. "GOING CLYDESDALE PUSSY" is when you have been FUCKED OUT by your bf or whoever and at this point youre not even clinching with your butthole anymore and there is ZERO RESISTANCE coming from you. Youve totally given up control and are TOTALLY BROKEN IN and it feels like you have a HORSES VAGINA! This may not be the best physical feeling for the top but MENTALLY its quite satisfying, dare I say DEEPLY satisfying because he knows hes totally conquered you and youre just a big sloppy whore bottom at this point. That my friends is when you are "GOING CLYDESDALE PUSSY"

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

and then a beer can in a Clydesdales ass

Anonymous said...

LOL....only you Dave would know how to find the exact words to describe this moment bottoms go through, I can TOTALLY relate and LUV it!

-G

MikeyG said...

goodness... there must be a term for "re-virginization", no? I recall being the Budweiser horsie numerous times - but not recently.... that's the good thing about memories... i hate all young people.

LUCIEN said...

I am so laughing my ass off about the Clydesdale ass post. Thanks Dave for a this one. And in the future sometimes a few well placed ice cubes brings back the pucker

David Mason said...

Im so glad you guys appreciate it :) I heard if you take a bath in allum in tightens everything back up... but its not like im being fisted, im fine.

gavin said...

Typically loose holes feel AWESOME for the top!

It feels much better to totally let go and slam that hole than be forced to go slow or rejected by a tight, fussy bottom.

Looseness only becomes a problem with serial fisters and traffic-cone absorbers when neither party can feel a thing.

Anonymous said...

Awww, come on Dave and let a little fist slide in there...you don't even know how amazing it feels!

-G

Anonymous said...

As I was eating my mint chocolate chip-- FROM THE TUB-- my ice cream just started to taste a little sweeter when I read this! ; )

~N

mstrp said...

about that fisting comment...
tic toc sweetie.

brando said...

Girl I'm done with you! haha! It still doesn't beat that line we came up with that one night when we were talking about whoever, "FULL TILT BOOGIE NON STOP CUNTAGE!!!"

Eeeyewww!!