Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Speaking of Japanese that Im suspect of ( not that im not suspect of EVERYTHING and a paranoid weirdo) ..... Saline facial injections








Im all into dudes butt hole when its all chubby and fat like a bagel ( not intestinal rosebud mind you- nothing against it, but to me that just reads as "surgery" which is boner kill.. It reminds me of when the ducks that lived in the pond next to me growing up would get run over and youd see their intestines smeared across the road....BARFY.) ... but bagel forehead just isnt doing it for me.
I have to say to me this comes off as trying too hard, which I hate when its supposed just the opposite and "punk" and its actually just desperate and needy, kid get a talent, and your mother is over you trying to shock her.... I am too. Youre as transgressive as that facial piercing which is now available at EVERY MALL IN OHIO.... Hurray for you. If you wanted to be transgressive youd dress like a FLAPPER and take off that "mod prim" costume that went on sale in "frisco" ten years ago.
ps. Yes I know I just posted about not being mean but I can ASSURE YOU this read is NOT based out of jealousy its based out of me being over people BEGGING for my, and others, attention in a WILDLY passive aggressive, shittily conceived manner...LORD KNOWS im all for getting attention, but at least I do it by working hard at it and I style it well, injecting your face with saline is just sloppy....just paint "LOOK AT ME!" across your forehead at that point. I love how the guy with the ONE GIANT BAGEL HEAD is just gonna have to own that fact that the guy fucked up with it and now its seeping into his eye, not just desperate but also SLOPPY....Lazy and passive aggressive...over it. If youre asking why its passive aggressive its because its obviously supposed to be horrifying and gross but you KNOW theyre gonna love to say its COOL, but its only cool because you looked horrified when they crossed your path but you know damn well they say they do it for themselves, when it couldnt be more of a lie...they do it for your attention/reaction strictly and they wanna gross you out. Its POORLY STYLED RAGE..... Im all about well styled rage. Well styled rage is basically the DEFINITION OF "FIERCE" which is just aggressive aggressive which is admirable, as opposed to them who wanna "dom you" by their grossness and act like theyre not BEGGING FOR ATTENTION and are tough and punk which they are nothing but bratty kids in need of "normal peoples" attention, they probably all have parents who are executives at HONDA and SONY...lame, sloppy, passive aggressive.... Im sorry but Im not into this whole "Japan is so crazy and creative" thing.. Ive seen some cool shit come out of there but Ive seen even more plain old poorly designed crap. Im not saying im not into Japan, but I am saying when I hear someone praise the accolades of Japan and its WACKY STUFF I roll my eyes and think "Over it, and thats really 2001 of you" to myself.
Sorry Im crabby now, I havent gone to the gym yet.

10 comments:

jakob said...

actually, i think its kinda nifty! what about saline balls and dick?

(xtube it if you're not sure)

youreviltwin said...

yeah, that's just sick looking. what happens if they accidentally walk into something sharp? do you think their face will pop and their facemeat just sloshes onto the floor?

i don't think that this was a mean post... calling something that is clearly RIDICULOUS ridiculous is fair, isn't it?

trogon13 said...

I am so tired of Mod Prim EVERYTHING (piercings, tribal tats etc...) It is so 90's and so mall available. Can it just go away?

Sue said...

Then there is the 'ew' factor.

Anonymous said...

and dudes that do porn shouldn't just paint "look at me" across their foreheads? i mean wtf? let's try to be less of a twat indeed. who gives a fuck what some 18yo jap kids are doing. we completely REMOVED their entire national identity (which was super militaristic) and chopped off their balls and told them to just buy fucking louis vuitton bags to fill the void. and so now their kids shoot saline in their face. i had a pink mohawk. not everyone wants/needs to be a moaned-out sex god working jerz realness. sorry everyone can't devote their awkward who-the-hell-am-i phase to high art/grace jones/80's french stylist hijinks. just back off for fuck's sake, they're kids.

David Mason said...

Theres no excuse for poor styling at any age.... You can werk a fierce look as a kid... I DID!! I may have had some BAd looks but I was NEVER sloppy or passive aggressive, thats the part that bugs me...
And yes can it PLEASE JUST DIE, it never will though. Its like "punk" a faux transgressive costume available at the kiosk at the mall and will be here forever...

Tom Gaylord said...

Holy Mother of God, they all look like the retarded love children of Joceleyn Wildenstein

David Mason said...

They should be so lucky

Anonymous said...

It's not mean if it's TRUE!

StellaVista said...

From what I read it´s only a club thing. They don´t go out with their bagels, they´re just hanging out, posing for each other.

Oh, and then there´s eyeball tattoos (just image google it).