Monday, August 17, 2009

This wanna be CONNECTICUT CUNT has the nerve to call the people on this site "B grade WHITE porn stars"


This SELF PROCLAIMED "INTELLECTUAL" claims to have "stumbled across" my posting about the latex ball sucking out, which is a LIE because you have to pass through an adult check to get here so she was CLEARLY masturbating to the WHITE BOYS SHE CLEARLY FETISHIZES and then felt guilty about it and had to try and come for me?! SHE is gonna call ANYONE on my site WHITE?!?! Honey next to you and your books, and your glasses, and THAT POSE, ANYONE would look AUBERGINE?!?!? OMG stop tryin it?! I am all for ethnic plunder and having fun with the different roles in the world but its always done with a smile and a wink and FUN, this bitch is taking it SO FUCKIN SERIOUS that its desperate and embarrassing, as a white dude Im embarrassed that he thinks looking like this is gonna earn him RESPECT and if I was a african american Id hate her for CLEAR AND PRESENT TRYORY.. Im all for fun but she is NOT having any because she is to be taken SERIOUSLY , white women like her are to be RESPECTED?!... bitch puhlease?! If she talked through her teeth like some connecticut old lady I wouldnt even be surprised...and to call my friends/ people on this site WHITE?!?!? are you shitting me?!, look in a mirror honey YOURE FUCKING KATHERINE HEPBURN?!

28 comments:

Lee Harris said...

Greetings from Central Mexico.....

Wow. Remind me not to piss you off..... I enjoy your site, but rarely read anyone's comments so I hope you have vented enough to get beyond some twit's nonsense. Just keep up the great posts with pictures.

I really like the new "masthead"......

David Mason said...

Thanks Lee :) Sorry for the rant... dont get involved:)

Anonymous said...

this is a classic example of when the phrase "oh snap" becomes three syllables

David Mason said...

:) tee-hee

JiffyJim said...

So, Dave, how was your Monday? :-) If your blog is "B-listed" then my little contribution in my little corner of the blogosphere must be "D-list"...think Kathy Griffin will show up?

rashasha said...

I think that queen is throwing her Ivy League Academic Realness lewk in that photo.

David Mason said...

Oh she is for sure?!, I'll give her points for the Basquiat (tired) and the "Nigger Arabesque" YES THATS IT REAL NAME but if you ask me shes trying too hard which makes her score for realness a 3, I almost said 2 but the Goude ( Nigger Arabesque) I cant full on hate her for because thats probably my favorite photo of all time so she got a 3.

pj said...

She's a cheap imitation...just like that Ikea bookcase...

The Goude...priceless! ! !

pj said...

She's a cheap imitation...just like that Ikea bookcase...

The Goude...priceless! ! !

James said...

David, I've been reading your blog for some months now and I just had to leave you a comment to let you know that I absolutely LOVE the way you write. I seem to learn a new word or phrase with every entry you make and I love them all. Keep up the amazing work you do.

JR said...

This was brills. I laughed so hard. I hate when those ol late bitches get too lost for their own good. I love my fellow black fags but sometimes they go all types just off center. I appreciate the the snap and twist in your rant. Sadly bitches in MI don't bring it like that anymore. Cuntiness id dying darling.

witomski said...

Dave....that bitch is definitely on a trip without luggage....Joe

David Mason said...

Thanks for the back up dudes!!!:)

fang said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYkawsbgNl4

Anthony said...

You wouldn't be attacking Frank Leon Roberts's right-as-rain read so much if it was actually utter bullshit. Long after unsubscribing to the clumsy skinny-hating juvenilia that is House of Vader I was alerted to your completely inappropriate racist remarks. Your violent retaliation pushes gay rights back more than a BrĂ¼no trilogy. I really hope the taxi driver you savagely attacked doesn't spot my 140-pound self on the street, have a flashback of your Gregg Araki-assed behavior and mow me down in a fit of equally-stupid rage. I also hope your crippling anger problem doesn't immolate any latent capability of actually making a positive impact towards gay rights and acceptance. Your foolishness has willed my Slick It Up leather look gloves I've purchased into the trash.

NSFW said...

geez, seems you've been spat at by what in the 80's was known as a "Buppie" ...and this one seems to be channeling Claire Huxtable.
And the 3-story name comes off way more "Deep In GQ" than "Vogue".

Hartford Is Burning !!

David Mason said...

Dear Anthony, youre dumb and you suck. Thanks for throwing my shit out, I dont want gross people in my gear and I still got your money, Its a win win. Bye gurl.

David Mason said...

Dear NSFW, SUCH a good read?!?!? Her pose is SO Clair Huxtable ATTORNEY AT LAW!... I am actually embarrassed for her, its like shes doing Eddie Murphy pretending to be a white guy but theres NO JOKE?!?!?

Jayzsun1 said...

David,

I'm from Northeastern CT and I just want you to know we're all not "Connecticunts." Some of us out here in the boonies LOVE you!

Jay

gavin said...

I love how "Frank Leon Roberts" wrote:

"Dont bother posting a response, for I wont be reading it."

TRANSLATION = "Nobody's opinion matters except for mine, and I'm a huge coward."

What a pussy! His forehead grew a huge vagina after that ...

filthyhot said...

Men don't understand what carrying a baby for 9 months feels like because men aren't women.

there are things some groups will never understand about another group because they aren't members of that group.

the moral of the story...end this battle with a fierce vogue in slick it up thongs, a bottle of baby oil, a camera and post it

Erik said...

True- your blog should be mandatory reading for all advanced English classes for foreigners!

David Mason said...

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Hey Jayzun I didnt mean for it to be a dig on connecticut people!;) Just her fake ass. Proclaiming herself as an intellectual is AWESOME! She may a well say " Im very attractive, and have a GREAT sense of humor, and im MASCULINE" because theyre all things you cant SAY you are, you just have to BE them. No intellectual goes around saying "Im an intellectual". This is one of the best examples of random strangers lashing out at the people they are attracted to but will NEVER attain, so instead of being nice they get JEALOUS AND CUNTY because it hurts to know the people youre attracted to will never be into you. This happens to Erik rhodes and Francois ALL THE TIME! Its sooo tired because when people like her TRY IT they actually think this isnt a WILDLY COMMON behavior amongst gross gays and that were not used to it ALL THE TIME. Even I am used to it at this point and just roll my eyes at their pathetic asses. All of us have to deal with that situation at some point or points in our life, she just handled it ALL WRONG... so obvious... and if she thinks shes EVEN IN A MASTURBATORY DREAM WORLD that shes got a shot at ANY "b grade WHITE porn star" she has a better chance of pulling off that look?! Honey... Lena Horne you are not?!

Anonymous said...

LOL. But he's got Grace Jones AND Basquiat, PROVING that he's blacker than you!!!

David Mason said...

But both Grace and basquiat are just the muses of white svengalis... not traditionally " african american" artists by any stretch, their fan base is probably 90% white, if youre going by who follows them its not a ragingly obvious african american crowd. Ive seen Grace 4 or 5 times its a primarily a white crowd.... Theyre both "black artists" for anyone but primarily white people are their fan base as opposed to a more "traditional" african american artist for african american people. Neither of them are marketed toward, or by, african americans. Theyre for a more broad and also a "white art house" crowd I wouldnt say liking Basquiat or Grace jones would be something that would classify someone as having interests in african american culture at all.
So therefore i think having those books is hardly a "black" thing or makes him more black then me. Certain artists are more of "black artists" with a fan base of "black people" and others are "black artists" with a fan base of "white people" I feel like the two of them would fall into the latter category, no ?
Dont get me wrong, both of them are very important staples of of African American (-ish in graces case) culture but I dont think being a fan of them makes someone "more black" in fact I think it might be the opposite.

fang said...

Listen, that photo is so fucking contrived it's untrue. It fucking S-C-R-E-A-M-S 'look at me everyone, i'm highbrow, I bone-up on Basquiat, and I'm so hip I can't even be bothered to hang my Grace photo'*. It's like the vile bastard child of geek chic gone awry.

Bitch is trying way too hard, and actually just comes across as totally uncool - you can imagine this guy being one of those people who laughs a little too loud at jokes at parties just to draw attention to themselves. The word 'overcompensation' springs to mind.

*Which I now notice is a book, making it even more obvious and twice as bad that it's all posed to fuck. What a total douchebag.

FAIL.

Anonymous said...

I'm on your side on this. But "intellectual" is actually a job title (!), so yes, people do go around using it, and since he's a doctoral candidate, I think by the strict definition he is an intellectual.

That doesn't mean he's particularly intelligent, though!

youreviltwin said...

i LOVE gregg araki. i wish more gay guys were gregg-araki-movie-esque in real life. world would be a better place.