Wednesday, September 9, 2009

How many times did I jerk off to Ravishing Rick Rude as a kid?!?!?! Ugh! Hes responsible for all of this kookery!!!


Body 10, face 10, MUSTACHE 10, outfit 10, moves 10!!!!!! Tens across the board!.... and totally dead of GHB and steroid abuse.

4 comments:

Whitney Ray said...

that would be the hottest halloween costume ever for any monetard with the body for it.

those tights are an eleven.

i LIVE.

Martha Stewart said...

Dear David,

Finally! A post I can get really excited about.

Ritualistically, I check this website:

http://community2.webtv.net/TLCDE/RAVISHINGRICKRUDEA/

- every morning to get my Rude fix for the day. It just puts me in the right head space before a long day of filming craft projects.

(sigh) Oh, Rick...you have truly "Rude Awakened" us all. From your early Memphis and WCCW days when you had that hot mullet and entered the ring to Sade's "Smooth Operator" and wore the rainbow in shiny tights and tall boots to your ripped and 'roided WWF days with the fluffy rocker 'do and your bump and grind to "The Stripper." I will never forget your on going feud with Jake the Snake when he stripped off your tights leaving you bare assed in the middle of the ring. I'm practically coming as I type this, so...

"What I'd like to have now, is for all you fat, out-of shape HOV bloggers sit down and be quiet a minute while I take my robe off and show David Mason how a real man wears a Shredder Suit. Hit the music..."

Sincerely,
Ravishing Martha Stewart

MIKR said...

my favorite piece of 80s muscle meat, along with John Matuszak of the Raiders... good times, good times...

Dwight Supremacy said...

Yeah, I think growing up drooling over him is 50% responsible for my mjustachioed daddy obsession. Tom Selleck the other 50. ha.