Thursday, September 3, 2009

How to tell a gay from a straight.


Go on facebook and if theyre gay they have at least 30 photos of themselves but often around 257. If theyre straight they have like 6.
I just posted this picture cause its RAD and sorta my fetish fantasy. Id actually get off on wearing one of those big swiss cowbell collars and just TAKE IT and MOOO, and then get a big blue bow afterward for being best in show.

5 comments:

Will said...

You would be hot wearing ANYTHING big guy.

Martha Stewart said...

Dear David,

I see by the markings that these gals are Holsteins, but I am a little concerned that their udder conformation will negatively impact lactation thus reducing output and sending Bessie and Daisy there to the slaughter house.

A less educational but still street-smart notion I had: "Why would I buy these cows when I can obviously get their milk for free?"

Also, is it interbreeding to fuck a cow doggie-style? 'Cause I've gotta strap-on with Elsie's name written all over it.


Sincerely,
Martha Stewart

Fat_Life said...

your best in show for us david

David Mason said...

Aww Thanks Guys! and Martha I HIGHLY DOUBT , their milk is free. I mean the body make-up artist alone costs 150 an hour....

Martha Stewart said...

Dear David,

Commissioners of said shoot cover those costs.

You don't hike it up that high unless you want some to stick it in...and I am not above rape.

Sincerely,
Martha Stewart