Tuesday, September 8, 2009

I know your parents said they were fine with you being gay but they MUST be dying inside when you MAKE THEM FILM THIS...


I dunno.. Maybe Im wrong, I mean he actually can do that "booty pop" thing which is some form of talent but...To me this really pushes the limit of "I love my gay son". I feel like this is that weird thing when parents are supposedly really into their gay son and they do things like GO TO DIVEY BARS THAT PLAY PORN with them and TALK ABOUT DILDOS with each other....I always fine it secretly HORRIBLE and think its weird, I prescribe to the notion of DONT GET SLUTTY IN FRONT OF MOM.. Hes totally free to but to me it comes off as passive aggressive and secretly punishing of the kid to his mom, because even I have to sit here and think what are her thoughts like.. "Does my son want to be a black girl?..Does my son want black dick?...Should I want black dick?, and if so do I have a problem with that?!... Why has my son spent so much time studying this and why is he MAKING ME DJ!?... Why cant my son just do steroids like all the other gay boys and just get dick that way?...Then again maybe its better my son does this then INJECTABLE HORMONES... or does he NEED THEM?!..... What my son is doing is too hard on my brain/soul, Im going to go eat something out of a CRINKLY BAG?!"
Im not judging as we should be so lucky as to have parents that could care less about their kids sexual orientation, Im just saying what comes into my head when I see it, I mean I was surprised at how good he was at it....:)

13 comments:

M said...

wait but... Wheres the mom?! I don't see parents in this video? I can't see who is behind the camera, but still. Maybe it's not his parents?

Although I did once see another guy on youtube booty poppin in one video and waving a dildo around in another, all with his parents in the background. I had the same thoughts you just described. It's awkward because they're just back there watching TV and you can see that they are uncomfortable when they glance over, or maybe they just don't give a shit. And his mom just tells him to turn the camera the other way so they won't be in the video. Anyway, I completely agree about NOT BEING A HO IN FRONT OF MAMA.

Sue said...

Oh Dave! Your mind is in the gutter. That is the problem. You see him moving his bootay like that and right away you think carnal thoughts of this absolutely innocent boy, who is simply dancing! I am sure his parents are absolutely proud of their gay son who can move exactly like an African American person!

OK. Parents have left the room. Now we can talk. Holy shit! Did you see what that boy can do with his ass???? Can you imagine how he could move over a dick? Did you see how he can move while he is in a full split???? Did you see that thing jiggle and bounce? Holy fuckin' hell! He is going to make some top very happy! I hope his parents are clueless!

Anonymous said...

I remember one time I went to a dance club where everyone checked their clothes at the door and danced in undewear. It was freezing out and as I stripped down from my winter coat to my briefs I told my friend, "if there is one thing I never want my parents to see, it's this."

Some things just need to be kept private.

Anonymous said...

"Why cant my son just do steroids like all the other gay boys and just get dick that way?"

This is what u really believe isn't it. And it's so sad.. this scope of gay life and attractiveness being so narrow. You know, David, you could have stayed your slim normal self, not have to spend those eons in the gym, and still be fucked by someone you find attractive.

nothing wrong with loving muscles and big guys, but i quiestion this gay dogma with the gym and getting buff to transforming oneself into what one finds hot... When not everyone likes what everyone else does. For e.g. there have been a bunch of hot big guys i met that liked slim small guys.

Not saying its evil, but just kinda problematic when it reaches this degree. Homogeneity.

David Mason said...

Ummm, If you hadnt noticed the tone of the article it was a JOKE bitch....

Filip said...

You make me laugh so much... :D

Whitney Ray said...

an interesting element- the kid is kinda geeky and while not unattractive, not really a blazing hottie, at least to me.

if he was some little self-aware moned-out muscle whore that booty dancing would really be turning me on, and it would make the presence of his mom SO AWKWARD. but as it is, it's just kinda like how my mom used to beg me to "DO VOGUE FOR ME!" back when i was twelve.

i've said it before and i'll say it again. thank GOD there wasn't youtube when i was a kid. shudder.

duaner said...

you vogued for your mom, whit? LOLOL oh my god! love.

Anonymous said...

My dick was in crisis throughout the whole video. At first, it was down on account of the, headband, lady, country kitsch decor, and ab tattoo. Then it was up, way up thanks to that ass, those moves, and those shorts that threaten to drop away at any second. And then down again because it went on so long and I had to look at his gayface. And then up because holy shit, that ass.

This is all to say: if I could put a bag over that face, a sock in that mouth, and some decent music on the stereo, I would never stop fucking him.

Anonymous said...

dave, why is it that you are always so defensive? whenever anyone critics, disagrees, or challenges your thoughts, ideas or opinions you seem to become an angry, hateful person. this leads me to believe that this is the real you. someone hiding behind the gym, steroids etc. trying to run from and mask the unhappiness in your life. no matter how much you try to cover the pain it still seems to remain. i am praying for you.

David Mason said...

EEEEEEWWWWWW?! Please dont?! Thats so gross of you.

David Mason said...

ps SOOOOOOOOO stop reading my blog, its not for you.

Paulie B said...

Really i think this is kinda hot, and the only thing that i find disturbing slightly is the amount of videos that were on this same subject matter, most of the "boys" where cute, but there was this wanna be wigger doing it after and then before he shows his Grill... like hes trying to get some chicks to be down with the fact that he bounces it better than "bey once"

anyways great posts! theres been a lot lately!!

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