Friday, September 18, 2009

IM NOT SUPER HUMAN?!?!?!? :(


My friend is a genetic engineer. I wanted to know if I had the MEGA gene that makes you immune to acquiring HIV, the black plague, etc... I had a 1 in 100 chance... WAAAAAAHHHH I dont have it?! Im NORMAL!?! AACK.. SINCE WHEN?! I feel like the villains in superman 2 after superman pulls the stunt where he reverses the machine that makes you normal and the bad guys are suddenly "human". THIS SUCKS!! I was so ready for a BAREBACK, A2M, GANG FUCK, STALLION AND MARE SESSION.... in NEW JERSEY?! .. Just kidding ;)...kinda... I can wish it... sorta...The gene is the Ccr5 and its the delta32 mutation... I aint got it so I wont be TAKING RAW DICK TODAY... THANKS....

12 comments:

Kurt Walters said...

ok, ya know what bugged me about these bitches in the pic, (totally going of course of your written topic here, sorry you're not a super hero, you're just a queen with a bath towel his Mom pinned to his Underoo's T)

The hag on the left, moments before this scene, gets nipped by a snake, shrieks in pain, and gets pissed at it enough to zap it, yet moments later she's being hit with bullets like they're cotton balls... I don't get it!!!

David Mason said...

I love that you think the same thoughts I do?! I also thought about that and had a couple hypothesis about it.
1. They JUST arrived on earth so maybe their powers werent as strong yet
2. because the venom passes through her skin and into her blood stream its stronger then a bullet which just bounces off her.... Just a thought and DONT QUESTION HER?!..shes the BEST!!!

Anonymous said...

It is weird that you brought this subject up because I too have always wondered if I may have that genetic trait. I don't think it is a very well known thing, when I have talked about it to gay guys before they just look at me like I am insane or lying. As much as I would love to recreate a scene from a TIM video I still freak about all the "other stuff" that is floating around out there even if I had the immunity to HIV. Alas, I guess jerking off to net porn is my plan AGAIN today.

-G

youreviltwin said...

what's A2M?

David Mason said...

Ass to Mouth, I just threw it in there for extra raunch factor.

youreviltwin said...

as in like, regular rimming? i don't think that's gross, as long as a hospital level of cleanliness is observed. poop grosses me out... but enough about me.

David Mason said...

No its a gross straight term as in sticking it in her ass and then sticking it in her mouth, just to be nasty.

Kurt Walters said...

And since we're on the topic of super-Heros-We-Never-Were... I never had a super hero dream.. when the bath towels came out, where did mine go? No, not on my back, but on my head.. I always wanted to be Sister Bertrille, The FLYING NUN! AND I insisted my Mom wear a towel too, and I called her 'Weather Mother' since I couldn't say Reverend Mother, and didn't care what it meant anyway.. as long as I could jump from the table to the couch to the wing back chair and dream I was high above San Diego.. ahh white trash in Western NY State, where a boy can live!

David Mason said...

I used to put my spider man mask on and just sit privately in the closet with myself and do nothing but want to be left alone with my moment..... and now I make fetish hoods for a living?!?! Quelle Surprise!

David Mason said...

... although my sister and I would both pretend to be the lady , sarah douglas, from superman 2. Shes stole that fuckin movie... but Margot Kidder was rad too. I always thought the guy ho couldnt talk was shitty. What a waste of a bad guy.... but I guess what are use supposed to have when you have her and the other dude, theyre both sorta mega watt, I think if you had another character as strong as them it might just be too much. You have the gay, and the lady... oh you could have a black guy, thats another enemy of " the man"

gavin said...

I love the fetish you've made out of Ursa.

And everybody's gotta love Terence Stamp. If only he had said this to Superman:

http://www.dailywav.com/0604/onlybang.wav

Anonymous said...

I always wanted to be like one of those
Tom of Finland dudes whom to me
were like superheros in some ways.

Unfortunately my build is nothing
like that so I'm more Fred of Grand Forks.