Friday, September 18, 2009

Oh dude... that sucks...its AWESOME...but it SUCKS HARD!





People with tattoos often like to talk about other peoples "bad tattoos" I honestly have a hard time seeing the difference between a good tattoo and a bad tattoo, not always, the good ones tend to stand out but it seems like theyre all the same to me besides the obviously STAND OUT bad ones... here are the CHAMPIONS of standout bad tattoos. I got them off the website that has their name on the image, I cant remember it right now but if you wanna see more, and YOU DONT CAUSE THEYRE GROSS, just go there.
These all had me laughing. The little girl as NIGHTMARE WITCH BABY is sooo good?! The Patriot is SHOCKINGLY SUCKY to a level of ART, but I think EXREME is my favorite just because it was such an overused word of 96'-02', almost as bad a DIVA which reigned from 99'-06' which more then one MO made the mistake, in my small mind, of tattooing on his back.... Long story short a very good friend of mine who I think would qualify as a "disney queen" went home with this "big masculine butch dude" only to find out it was a TRICK and much like the WITCH in SNOW WHITE HERSELF.. ACTUALLY HAD THE WICKED QUEEN AS AN ENTIRE BACK PIECE ALONG WITH "DIVA" TATTOOED ON HIM, being that my friend was a disney queen and that the dude was ACTUALLY PULLING THE SAME TREACHEROUS STUNT as the witch herself with the whole transformation routine ... I HOWLED with laughter at what must have run through my friends mind upon the REVEAL and the look on his face...and then I thought.. "God is GENIUS and makes me LAUGH!!!?!" ......
Ps. Im all for someone appreciating the Wicked queen from Snow White mind you, she IS fierce, Im not against it as a tattoo even?! Im just saying its not exactly BONER MAKING MATERIAL, for me at least. Im not hating on the tattoo or the decision, I think if you wanna have the Wicked Queen, Elvira, Grace jones, Amanda Lear, Rachel Ray, etc whoever you want you should do it and make yourself happy because thats all that matters anyway and it does give you points for NERVE. Just understand that it might also count against you as BONER KILL points, but then again if you find someone where it doesnt cause BONER KILL REDUCTION POINTS then youve found yourself someone who really likes YOU for YOU and what a nice thing that would be wouldnt it?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Race said...

Was I living under a rock at the time? Never remember "exreme". Sure remember "exTreme." Either this was never big on the West Coast, or I was too old and uncool, or I am the only one noticing what I think is typo. LOL If the dude had meant to have "extreme" tattooed on his chest, now that would truly be sad!

LUCIEN said...

Kinda in the famous words of Whitney Houstan "Ink is whack "

Anonymous said...

PLEASE take these down. That Bart Simpson one makes me ill. Not just because it's gross, but because the idea of the fucktard who would do that to their body is even more revolting.

David Mason said...

and why is the Bart Simpson flesh toned?! Is it like rican Bart Simpson ?

witomski said...

Dave...not a fan of tattoos; however, there are some that are truly works of art and enhancement, such as porn actor Scott Dred...an added note...I continue to thoroughly enjoy your Blog and your audience!...Joe

gavin said...

OMG, I thought I was all alone! I HATE TATTOOS!

My only exception is when really cute emo boys cover their whole arms. They can't have paunches; they have to be lean or buff and have a good face to back it up. That works as a sex object for me; a kind of potential dildo.

But otherwise, I like natural and pure skin.

Anonymous said...

If loving the tattoo of Wolverine riding a My Little Pony is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

David Mason said...

I know that one was pretty great.

nsfw said...

my ultimate bone-kill was a guy's bicep with the logo from Disney's "Beauty And The Beast"...