Friday, September 11, 2009

WARDROBE CHANGE!!?!


Its ridiculous that I have to do it but I had this shirt on this morning, then I realized it was Phils birthday which then reminded me that it was September 11, and I could not have found a worse shirt in my closet to wear today. Of course it makes no sense because its the Turkish flag and the Turks of course were on the "coalition" side but still, the general new york public is not feeling anything muslimesque today.... even when its not September 11 I get shade for the shirt sometimes, rarely but sometimes... I also get a lot of Turks happily yelling nice things to me but I dont speak Turkish.. ( hope theyre nice things) I just bought this in Istanbul...
Oh and speaking of Phil, remember how I told you how he was switching tribes, "nations" , because hes half Wichita and half Comanche and the Comanche tribe now has a casino and is rich so he could get money for nothing... and how to switch to be in the Comanche tribe you have to drop out of the Wichitas and they told him "You know once you leave you can never come back." so he dropped them to become Comanche strictly out of GREED mind you.. WELL... The Comanche were ONTO HIM and were like "UM SORRY...YOURE NOT ON THE LIST..." OOOOH GURL?!?! They did not?! YES?! They gave him the CHOP?!... dare I say TOMAHAWK CHOP!?! Now hes TRIBELESS ?! CHER WAS RIGHT?!, aint nobody like you when youre a HALF BREED!?!

8 comments:

youreviltwin said...

oh no! poor burnt phil! that SUCKS! maybe he could DOWNGRADE to a sub-wichita tribe that'll take anybody?

Sue said...

I just can't take my eyes off your beautiful pink pouty lips. Are you teasing us by putting your finger part way into them like that?

David Mason said...

Aww Thanks Sue... and yeah poor Phil, but he was being greedy... and they knew it...

Anonymous said...

I agree with Sue...if your lips look like THAT wrapped around your finger I can just imagine how your lips would look wrapped around something of mine : )

My gawd are you hawt.

-G

Anonymous said...

The Turkey flag thing. Give me a fucking break. You're proving again how dumb and racist or race-obsessed you are. You are so not cool.

David Mason said...

I love how you MUST speak for me and argue my EXPERIENCES. Youre so fucking stupid and you think youre really enlightened thats the worst part?! You CANNOT argue a personal experience, have YOU ever walked through manhattan as ME in a Turkish flag shirt...um no, so shut the fuck up and FINALLY STOP READING MY BLOG YOU POORLY EDUCATED PERSON WHO MUST TRY AND EXERCISE THEIR SHITTY CRITICAL SKILLS THAT THEY JUST LEARNED THAT ARE FROM 97' OMG youre so dumb and annoying, go away. The fact that I even address you baffles EVEN ME?! Stop reading my blog its not for retards, you dont get it, youre not up to it. Youre dumb because you actually think youre smart...the WORST kind of dumb...
Racist or Race obsessed.. I love how you qualify those as the same thing , and Im talking about how OTHER people are in response to me wearing it, Im the one wearing it, I obviously couldnt give a shit?! ...why do I continue writing.. i think because I actually feel some responsibility to educate you because I feel sorry for you...ugh youre a plague, a really poorly educated plague....You are the WORST.. you know what you are.. youre SEMI educated.... The worst place to come from with a really loud mouth.

Anonymous said...

Oh please, you know it's your politics that are juvenile. Turn on the radio maybe Glenn Beck is on, maybe you'll find your true calling.

David Mason said...

You continue to read this blog. I was talking about your bizarre obsession with me/this blog with a therapist friend of mine. We both believe youre just into me and cant take that you know I wouldnt be into you so you have to get my attention through hating on me. So tired of that.
1. If you truly believed in what you are saying you simply wouldnt read my blog. I dont read anyones blog that I'm not interested in, or have opposing opinions of. Nobody would. You dont see straight plumbers, chinese businessmen, lesbian thespians, etc etc etc reading my blog. Its people with an interest/ opinion in the same things that I have, nobody with diverging opinions would ever be here.
2. Youre into me, and by reading this blog you know, or at least think, i wouldnt be into you.... Youre right btw..So why would you read my blog. I dont read yours and its not like you even pay for this. If I was a newspaper youd have a right to an opinion but this isnt anything but my blog so why even bother.. Its not a public space..
3. You are angered by the situation at hand, know Im not and wont be into you so therefor you have to hate on me because you dont like the feeling that you have entirely set up for yourself and mask your rage as some form of enlightened opinion... THAT IS THE GROSSEST THING EVER AND IS ART SCHOOL BULLSHIT FOUNDATION CLASS FIRST YEAR LESSON #1?!!!?!...Most tired stunt ever and everyone tries it, even I did that how I know what youre doing... very first year art school and thats why I take the time to read you.. its my job as CalArts cum laude graduate...
4. This unfortunately for you is what you believe is your only way to get my attention, congratulations you have it. Its no different then a child breaking a vase to get their moms attention.
5. You actually think we dont see through this bullshit...
6. Stop being angry at a stranger, stop reading my blog , its not good for you and I dont value your opinion, you actually bother me. There are so many stupid people on the street alone we all have to deal with that I dont want to have to deal with INANE BANTER and FALSE PIOUS OPINIONS that are only there to mask MISGUIDED LUST. You bug, go be obsessed/ hate on some other white boy that you cant get over the fact isnt into you. Just for youre sake, Im not into A LOT of people. It has nothing to do with you, but I never asked for your opinion, time, or interest even. You didnt pay to be here. Stop thinking I care. Go away please. I publish your comments just to show what I have to deal with... I wont any longer I think the people have seen enough.