Wednesday, September 23, 2009

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

THE WORLDS MOST AMAZING FETISHIST SERVING IT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE?!?!? GAGGIFIED?! MY EYES WATERED, I GOT CHILLS... OMFGAG!?!?!? IM STILL SITTING HERE SLACK JAWED AND HAVE TO PUSH MY EYEBALLS BACK INTO MY HEAD?!?!?!? ITS SOOO FIERCE AND CREEPY AND WEIRD AND I CANT TAKE MY EYES OFF OF HIM OR WRITE IN LOWER CASE LETTERS?!?!?


... PS I LOVE HOW THE HORSE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE JENNIFER GREY?!... AND THE DEER ONE HAS SHOES TO MATCH?! I mean Id seen the horse hoove shoes before but NEVER deer hoves?!?!? Gagging on her attention to detail?!... and back to the horse one I love how he ends the posing routine with a total old hollywood starlet of the silver screen maneuver?!

11 comments:

Jennifer Juniper Stratford said...

Ok besides the obvious.
Fierce beyond belief...especially the horse...
I like that he does the camera work himself especially at the end of each video as he walks up to turn the record button off.
Dalmations have 6-pack abs, in this realm yes.
Bengal in the Disco? Yes.

David Mason said...

Jennifer youre just SOOOOOO on target, for real. Always. I love you.

Anonymous said...

I was saying the other day how hot this was when everyone else was having a furry overload.

This shit is Halowen costume from the future and bitches aren't ready for it.

Mat Jack said...

Dave, have you seen the one with the Japanese lady and her army of poodles doing some aerobics? You are going to love this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdX_OBUeHb4

Martha Stewart said...

Dear David,

Isn't it obvious that this fella was rejected by the casting agent for a touring production of CATS and he's exacting revenge by dressing up as every animal on the planet.

He'll show them.

Sincerely,
Martha Stewart

Jay said...

This actually terrified me. I got a sinking feeling in my gut. Interesting reaction.

By the way, David, nice ass o'lantern. I wish you had done it for real.

Sue said...

That was no deer Dave, that is a STAG! Unfortunately the horse was taken down, so I had no chance to see it. :(

David Mason said...

Oh fuck?!?! the horse was the best one by FARRRRRRR like wy beyone the other because it had this super freaky alien vibe with it... damn maybe it will be up later

James said...

What the...why am I slightly turned on by this?!!?

brando said...

Yeah the stallion is taken down but is this what it looked like at least:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULwDn1ddKWI

That video in itself is enough to gag and terrify me. ha!

fang said...

TOTAL.

FUCKING.

AWESOMNESS.


...OWNED IT.