Monday, October 26, 2009

7-UP and Rice Crispies NOW CURE AIDS! YAY!

The word ANTIOXIDANT is to 2009 as DIVA was to 2001 and EXTREME was to 1998, it now gets thrown on ANYTHING and I dont know how its even legal?! 7-up is now a POWERFUL ANTIOXIDANT, and RICE KRISPIES BOOST IMMUNITY?!?!?! WOW WOW WOW I cant wait to hear what they say about the LUCKY CHARMS I ate for the first 18 years of my life?!? I bet it cures CANCER or makes ADAMANTIUM CLAWS grow out of your hands like Wolverine, in fact I think I know it does, Im gonna start telling everyone that because if i do then its true.


Aaron said...

Snap Crackle Pop ..

Anonymous said...

personally i hope its the claws